Life's A Bitch

Shooter

Everybody's tellin' all baring their souls
Just go on the Ricky Lake show
Why?

Last night I turned the T.V. on
You were booed off stage singing my famous love song
Why?

Shouldn't been born on the Milky Way
Don't wanna belong to the world today
Oh, life's a bitch and then you die
Shouldn't been born on the Milky Way
I can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, life's a bitch and then you die

Meanwhile, I got the magazines
Telling me, selling my lies on how I could be the perfect 10
Why?

And my boyfriend left just another day
He's all messed up
Is he straight or is he gay
Why?

Now tell me, who makes the rules?