2.You call your pets by screen names. (For example.....Here Kitty23987 or Barney000666)
3.At school when you have to use your caculator your upset because it won't go online.
4.Whenever you use the : symbol in your homeworks assignments you put http in front of it or after a period you put . com
5.If your wife/husband wants to have sex you perfer to have it on the computer.
6.You call your friends at school by there screen names.
7.All the mail you recieve in your mailbox OUTside your house you foward it to your email address.
8.When you use a different computer you come home and tell your computer that you have had an affair.
9.On Saturday nights you spend time in chat rooms rather than going to parties.
10.On Sundays instead of going to church you host your own church service in an AOL chat room.
11.You can hack into your own computer.
12.You send your email to yourself.
13.You collect mousepads.
14.When people ask you where your house is you give them your webpage address.
15.When you have kids you name them after famous computer names like Dell, and Macintosh.
16.Your pet has learned how to use the computer.
17.You refer to the Internet as "The Universe."
18.You can locate where every key is by drawing it out.
19.When people ask you what your telephone number is you give them your AOL screen name.
20.You prefer typing insted of writing.
21.You change your last name to Machintosh,Moshiba, Dell, Acer, etc....
22.You cannot go a day without checking your email.
23.You hire a secretary to check your email and write your email.
24.When your own child under the age of 5 has learned how to make a webpage.
25.In your house there is a computer in every room.
26.You have a computer inside your shower and you don't understand while the hell your water bill is so damn huge!!!
27.You think that your mouse is a real mouse and you have to lock it up in a cage when you go to bed at night.
28.You have joined every computer addicts club on the Net.
29.The school is afraid of you because you know more about computers than the employees who work there do.
30.In the year 2000 you believe that computers will take over the world.
31.You cry whenever you empty your recycle bin.
32.You send your computer a virus.....
33.Your brother/sister thinks that you have know friends.
34.The computer is your only friend and you tell it your feelings.
35.You write only in computer symbols.
36.You bring your computer to a movie, hack into the screen and check your email.
37.When somebody has the cold virus you suggest to them, Norton's Anti Virus Scan.
38.You take pictures of your computer and put them all over your walls.
39.Your friends at school go out to buy CD's when you know how to get songs for free on the Net.
40.The only movies you watch are Hackers, and the Net.
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