Wendy's Theory About Why the Ball is in Darwin Rather Than Wantagh.
Why is the Twine in Darwin instead of Wantagh? I have a theory, but correct me if I'm wrong. I think the twine is in Darwin instead of Wantagh because if it was in Wantagh, all the intelligent people of the earth would flock to Wantagh, and would never have any reason to leave. We would therefore not have any smart people throughout the rest of the world to thwart the evil-doings of all others who have a colletive IQ of 3. They would eventually dumb themselves to death. Only the Wantaghians would survive, making that a world power. But what good is power with no stupid people to lord over? The Wantaghians would then turn on each other in their personal struggles for superiority which would jeopardize the safety of the twineball. If the twineball were to be destroyed, it would all be in vain, so to prevent such a tragedy, it is located in the safety of Darwin, Minnesota. Am I close? ---Wendy "The Pooh" Solberg, High Remover of Mattress Tags of Wantagh
Responses from the Public
I think you're closer than close... ---Tony "The Avocado" Solberg, Grand High Holy Bicycle Chain Oiler of Wantagh
I liked your sister's theory on why the Twine Ball is not in Wantagh...I
wonder if Francis was ever in Wantagh and realized the need for a balance
of power. --PJ Pearson, Grand High Holy Priest of Wantagh
My love for your sister and my love for the twine are two totally
different kinds of love. But to see them both come together for the
cause of Wantagh is beholding of a new Millenium. One where our
utopian society can behold the Twine and still find time to let the
Holy Remover of Navel Lint can still bathe with Tony's sister and not
cause the paparazzi to freak. JUST LET US BE, MEDIA! --Anthony Bergman, High Navel Lint Remover of Wantagh
I think it's cool. And I have nothing better to say about this. I don't care. Tony put me up to this. Ha ha ha. Stop it! I can't say anything without you writing it down. You're so mean to me. --Kelsey Lee, High Shampooer of Carpets of Wantagh
