• Do I have some pictures in MY head!
• Hey, where did I leave that Guinness?
• What kind of fruit would go with these funky boots and just what is Nietzsche's theory of eternal return all about??
• What a time to get a zit. Think anyone will notice if I keep my finger there all evening?
• Hmm, did I return those books I borrowed from the Dublin Library last year?
• How can I get online to get GBO and GDO?
• I wonder - IS the hokey pokey really what it is all about??
• Damn, I am sexy... sexier than Bono? I have as much style as those U2 dudes. Check out my boots... divinely funky. Hmm, where did I put those shades?
• I wonder who the last Survivor will be? I'd like to be left on a deserted island with those gals from GBD and GBO
• Hmm, how is it possible that I an empty seat on each side of me? Where are all those gorgeous, intelligent women always writing about their dreams of meeting me? Don't bother me, I'm astral traveling!
• Where am I and why am I not wearing a tie with this jacket?
• When will these internet weirdoes leave me alone?
• Does this pose make me look too "brooding"? Or does it just look like I'm trying very hard to remember something important?
• I wonder, how DO they put the caramel in a caramilk bar?
• What am I going to have for dinner?
• Why do I feel like I'm back in the principal's office in Catholic School?
• I know I left those books here somewhere!
• Hum ... I wonder if tonight any thing exciting will happen inside of a limo?
• The Irish ...they are merriest in war and the sadest in song...was that Chesterton or the poet Sheridan?
• My God, I really must get this tooth seen to!
• Why am I the only one in this library?
• Oh, my poor finger!!! That was really super strong glue ...
• I wonder if I can find my way out of here ...
• I've read all these books, what should I do next?
• The chicken came first. No, wait! Maybe the egg...
• Leave me be, I'm stewing over my next book - Should it be: Bollocks Explained, The Many Explanations of Bollocks or Another Picture Book??

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