'Nala'
A parody of The Kinks'
'Lola'
Lyrics by: Bryan Grube

Dedicated to: Nalaholics and anyone who likes Nala. Hey, this is what will happen if you do try anything with Nala.

I saw her somewhere down by the Waterhole.
Where she drank salty water and something called Coca-Cola.
See-oh-el-aye cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to leave.
I asked her, her name and in a sweet light voice she said Nala.
En-aye-el-aye Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she threw me down she nearly broke my spine.
Oh my Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.
Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she looks like a woman, but she throws like a man.
Oh my Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.

Well I drank my blood and we fought all night, under the natural starlight.
She picked me up and she gave me her knee.
And said 'Dear boy won't you go home for me?'
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked into her eyes well I almost puked for my Nala.
Na-Na-Na-Na Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.
Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.

She pushed me away.
I crawled back to her.
She called me a cur.
I stood back on my legs.
Then I looked at her and she at me.

Well that wasn't the way that she wanted to stay.
And I always wanted it to be some other way for my Nala.
Na-Na-Na-Na Nala
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world.
Even for Nala.
Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.

Well I left for home right then and there.
And I never got mauled by a woman before.
Nala smiled and took Simba by the hand and said 'Dear boy he'll always be my man.'
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know for now I'm 	not too glad to be a man.
But what about Nala?
Na-Na-Na-Na Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala.
Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala Na-Na-Na-Na Nala (repeat to fade).