>9. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
>8. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
>7. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
>6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
>5. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
>4. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
>3. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
>2. It would be completely acceptable to have new cars stop in the middle of a road for no apparant reason. Forcing the driver to shut the car off, restart it, and continue driving.
And the number one way things would be different if Microsoft made cars:
>1. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.
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