Parodies

Sing to the tune of "I Want it That Way"
The Nick Food Song

You are my dinner
I wish to be thinner
Believe when I say
I lost ten pounds today

But I am two pounds away
From being overweight
For my age
So I'll go to Jenny Craig!

Chorus:
Salty fries
Ain't nothin but a bunch of fat
Bowl of butter
Ain't nothin but cholesteral
Jenny Craig
I never want to hear you say
I gained fifty pounds today!

Are you my scale?
Am I a whale?
Yes, I know it's too late
So I'll go to Jenny Craig!

Chorus

Now I can see that I'm falling apart
From the way that I used to be, yeah
No matter the desire
I need to know
That deep down inside of me

Is my dinner
I'm not gonna be thinner
I am, I am, I am, I am,
Don't wanna be so fat...

Ain't nothin but a bunch of fat
Ain't nothin but cholesteral
I wanna hear you say
I never wanna hear you say
I gained fifty pounds today

Chorus-repeat

Sing to the tune of "Larger Than Life". This song is from Howie to Nick:
Larger Than Mine

Chorus:
Hey Nick Carter, Can't you see, can't you see?
How you size affects my fantasy?
Your's is seven inches
And mines five and a half
And that makes yours
Larger that mine!!!

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