13 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11.Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."