Tombstone Quotes

Wyatt Earp - Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Josephine - I've tried to be good, it's just so boring.

Josephine - I don't have time to be proper, I want to live.

Billy - You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably see'n double.
Doc - I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt - You've been hit'n it awful hard, haven't ya, Doc?
Doc - Nonsense, I've not yet begun to defile myself.

Johnny Ringo - I want your blood and I want your soul and I want them both right now.

Doc - You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Wyatt - You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!

Cactus Johnson - Doc, you oughta be in bed. What the hell are you doing this for anyway?
Doc - Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cactus - Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc - I don't.

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Frank and Jesse Quotes

Cole Younger - Who died and made you ramrod?

Jesse James - I don't think you've met the rest of the family, meet the twins.

Jesse - Is it my fault that the only thing I'm good at's rob'n banks?

Newspaper reporter - How do I know you're Jesse James?
Jesse - That's an impertanant question, you ask another one and I'll send you to hell directly.

Frank James - Go ahead and hang me, at least my back won't be turned.

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Roar Quotes

Coner - Through fire with wrath, for our homeland, to the death.

Galen - Listen. Listen with your heart. Remember all we are and all that came before. And hear the ROAR!

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Highlander Quotes

Methos - I haven't felt guilt since the 11th century.

Methos - I think they love me.

Methos - It's good to be a myth.

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various individuals

Mae West - When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Aristotle - The gods, too, are fond of a joke.

To the query "What is a friend?" his reply was:
Aristotle - A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

Aristotle - He who hath many friends hath none.

Tom Clancy - The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Ambrose Bierce - All are lunitics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Bierce - Absurdity, n: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistant with one's own opinion.

Bierce - Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Abraham Lincoln - Whatever you are, be a good one.

George Bernard Shaw - Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Shaw - I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.

Shaw - He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Shaw - It's all the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

Mark Twain - Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Twain - God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Twain - There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Unknown - The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Lewis Carroll

Through the Looking Glass


Tweedledee - Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be, and if it were do, it would be; but as it isn't, it aint. That's logic!

Unicorn - If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is it a bargain?

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Batman Quotes

Joker - Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Starwars Trilogy Quotes

Starwars

Ben Kenobi - Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him.

The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo - Sometimes, I even amaze myself.

Return of the Jedi

Ben Kenobi - The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

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Top Gun Quotes

Maverick and Goose - I feel the need, the need for speed!

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William Shakespeare

Hamlet

Hamlet - There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Betina Krahn

Behind Closed Doors

Anne - The fates must have a perverse love of irony.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

She turned me into a newt! I got better.

Come back here and I'll bite your legs off!

What are you going to do - bleed on me?

She's got very large...tracts of land.

It's got great big teeth!

Blue! No! Yellow!

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Gone With The Wind

Rhett Butler - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Scarlet - Afterall, tommorow is another day.

Mammy - It aint' fittin'. It just ain't fittin'.

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Johanna Lindsey

Love Only Once

Jeremy - Hell's Bells! 1