Wyatt Earp - Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Josephine - I've tried to be good, it's just so boring.
Josephine - I don't have time to be proper, I want to live.
Billy - You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably see'n double.
Doc - I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt - You've been hit'n it awful hard, haven't ya, Doc?
Doc - Nonsense, I've not yet begun to defile myself.
Johnny Ringo - I want your blood and I want your soul and I want them both right now.
Doc - You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Wyatt - You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!
Cactus Johnson - Doc, you oughta be in bed. What the hell are you doing this for anyway?
Doc - Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cactus - Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc - I don't.
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Cole Younger - Who died and made you ramrod?
Jesse James - I don't think you've met the rest of the family, meet the twins.
Jesse - Is it my fault that the only thing I'm good at's rob'n banks?
Newspaper reporter - How do I know you're Jesse James?
Jesse - That's an impertanant question, you ask another one and I'll send you to hell directly.
Frank James - Go ahead and hang me, at least my back won't be turned.
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Coner - Through fire with wrath, for our homeland, to the death.
Galen - Listen. Listen with your heart. Remember all we are and all that came before. And hear the ROAR!
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Methos - I haven't felt guilt since the 11th century.
Methos - I think they love me.
Methos - It's good to be a myth.
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Mae West - When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Aristotle - The gods, too, are fond of a joke.
To the query "What is a friend?" his reply was:
Aristotle - A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle - He who hath many friends hath none.
Tom Clancy - The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Ambrose Bierce - All are lunitics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Bierce - Absurdity, n: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistant with one's own opinion.
Bierce - Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Abraham Lincoln - Whatever you are, be a good one.
George Bernard Shaw - Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Shaw - I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
Shaw - He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Shaw - It's all the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
Mark Twain - Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Twain - God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Twain - There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Unknown - The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Unicorn - If you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is it a bargain?
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Joker - Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Ben Kenobi - Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him.
Han Solo - Sometimes, I even amaze myself.
Ben Kenobi - The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
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Maverick and Goose - I feel the need, the need for speed!
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Hamlet - There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Anne - The fates must have a perverse love of irony.
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She turned me into a newt! I got better.
Come back here and I'll bite your legs off!
What are you going to do - bleed on me?
She's got very large...tracts of land.
It's got great big teeth!
Blue! No! Yellow!
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Rhett Butler - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Scarlet - Afterall, tommorow is another day.
Mammy - It aint' fittin'. It just ain't fittin'.
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Jeremy - Hell's Bells!