My Collection of Quotes


~Behind every dark cloud there's usually rain. *Mike Nesmith*

~Boy am I ever doing nothing. *Peter Tork*

~If it rains you'll get wet if you live in a parking lot. *Mike Nesmith*

~Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible. *?*

~Keeping an open mind is a virtue-but not so open that your brain falls out. *?*

~In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. *The Beatles*

~It's all in the mind y'know. *George Harrison*

~Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. *John Lennon*

~That's refreshing. *Peter Tork*

~Are you out of your birds? *Davy Jones*

~Never moon a werewolf. *Kristin Robert*

~We aren't suffering from insanity, we're enjoying every minute of it. *Kristin Robert*

~If a window of opportunity opens, don't pull down the shade. *?*

~It may be stupid, but at least it's dumb. *Peter Tork*

~I really didn't say everything I said. *Yogi Berra*

~I enjoy watching other people's mental illness. *MST3K*

~I don't think you're guilty, I just don't see how you could be innocent. *Peter Tork*

~Well dumbass me. *Mike Nesmith*

~He who laughs last-probably didn't get the joke. *?*

~When you're drowning, you don't say "I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come help me"-you just SCREAM. *John Lennon*

~Thus shall it ever be when men of evil oppose the forces of goodness and sweetness and niceness, crime does not pay. *Peter Tork*

~You mean there were twinkies in there and I didn't get 'em. Thank God, I'm a vegetarian anyway. *Peter Tork*

~Originality, I fear, is too often only undetected and frequently unconscious plagerism. *Dean W.R. Inge*

~Hell is the possibility of sanity. *?*

~Is life worth living? It depends on the liver. *?*

~We might call ourselves human, but we're still just animals. *?*

~Be careful of reading health books; you may die of a misprint. *Mark Twain*

~Quarrels would not last long if the fauly were onlt on one side. *Francois de La Rochefoucauld*

~It's kind of fun to do the impossible. *Walt Disney*

~Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. *Oscar Wilde*

~Maybe this world is another plantet's Hell. *Aldous Huxley*

~I really thought love would save us all. *John Lennon*

~You should get a haircut, they wont let you into Disneyland like that. *Mike Nesmith and Micky Dolenz*

~I don't believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis. *?*

~Don't let the door hit you when you're stupid. *Brak*

~You're gonna DIE!! *Jenn Frechette*

~Never trust flying purple monkeys, they bite *Jenn Frechette*

~I wont have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. *?*

~The average woman would rather have beauty rather than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. *?*

~Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. *Douglas Adams*

~I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. *?*

~Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. *Groucho Marx*

~Sshhhh. I hear foot prints. *Vernon Appoy*

~If I wanted your opinion I'd beat it out of you. *?*

~Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. *?*

~Friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies. *?*

~Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home. *?*

~If at first you do succeed hide your astonishment. *?*

~One definate way to remember a woman's birthday is to forget it once. *?*

~Team work is essential, it allows you to blame others. *?*

~Two most common elements in the universe: hydrogen and stupidity. *?*

~I'm a bomd technician. If you see me running, try and keep up. *?*

~I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect. *?*

~I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I was dead, I would be the last one to know. *Paul McCartney*

~Turn left at Greenland. *John Lennon*

~If you are normal, then you're weird, cuz there are so many weird people in this world that weird is normal. *?*

~In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world's weird and people take prozac to make it normal. *Damon Albarn*

~There is music in all hearts. if we listen, we can hear each other's song.

~Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. *?*

~You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. *Erica Jong*

~If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How smart is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck. *Linda Ellerbee*

~God made man, and the he said "I can do better" and made women. *Adela Roger St. John*

~Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels. *Faith Whittlesey*

~Even if you understood women, you wouldn't believe it. *?*

~A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right. *?*

~To the world you may may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. *?*

~Are you leaving? I was just about to poison the tea. *?*

~They claim everyone was born, but I don't recall it. Maybe I was having one of my blackouts. *Jim Morrison*

~Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's head. *Chinese proverb*

~Popularity is kinda like Tupperware-expensive plastic sold at parties. *?*


That's all the quotes I have for right now. If you have a cool quote that you would like to see up on this page, email me with it and I'll put it up.


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