Congratulations... you made it! I'm... just so... so happy!
Hi. This isn't the best page on the Web.
It's also hopelessly outdated... I have a kid, more body hair than ever before in all the wrong places, less hair on my head then ever before (apparently the hair-plug gnomes stole it for use in my ears), and a host of other things have happened that you won't find out about here.
Deal with it.
If you want to know more, pick up the phone and call once in a while, why doncha? Geez.
Links
My mommy's home page... It's pretty cool. Got old family pix, some really cute one's of my nieces and nephew, etc. etc. etc...
Go, Ralphie, Go!
This is a link to some funny Simpsons stuff... recordings of some of Ralphie Wiggums best lines... Just click on the link above, and you'll go to My Yahoo Briefcase.
Click on the My Documents link and get ready to laugh!!!
(You can also hear a funny crank call by clicking on "fix car" in my docs...
if you want to...)
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
And most important of all...
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
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The thing that really creeps me out about basketball is when you're playing with some guy you've never met and he knows all this secret stuff about your mom.
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