Page of Painful Retaliation

Has someone wronged you? Do keep fantasizing about creative ways for that person to "accidently" remove themself from the face of the earth?

You are much more controlled than a friend of mine. Instead of merely disappearing, she always wanted those who had wronged her to suffer miserably before they finally begged for forgiveness while she crushed them beneath her red stiletto heel. I have constructed a webpage in her honor.

Use at your own risk.

  1. Who is the vile rodent who has wronged you? My hairdresser That vicious bitch in line at the store My cat, dog, muskrat, hedgehog, etc My insignificant other One of my bizarre family members That rotten bastard neighbor Whoever at PSI Factor decided to kill off Connor Doyle That mean guy at work The editor who rejected my manuscript My so-called friend who's been screwing my insignificant other Those damn screaming kids My idiot sister My weird brother My other weird brother My religious freak mom Haggard old biddy that hasn't published in this decadeThat freakish vegetarian chickThe Anti-Christ
Some other evil person (name)

2. What sort of torture would you like to bestow on this vile blight on humanity? They should be tied to a chair and be forced to listen to "John Tesh, Yanni, and Kenny G's Greatest Hits" They should have their head shaved, using a dull butter knife. They should be forced to view the Chunder Page. They should be sent to Sibera. Six months of jury duty! Janet Reno's pedicurist. Six straight hours of listening to Deborah Gibson's new album. Big cookie. No milk. Poke them in the eye with a drinking straw. Tie them to a chair and light farts in their direction all night. Amature Acupuncture. They should be forced to watch reruns of Battlestar Gallactica.
Some other horrible torture not mentioned. (Please give details)

3. Will this make things better? Yes No Not particularly, but I'm willing to give up my own peace of mind to inflict pain on others. Other

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