Karen's Warped Writing Exercise

I was watching the movie preview channel and lo and behold previews for the porno channel came on, the titles of the movies were so stupid that I copied them and sent them to my writer friends and said. "Here are your titles, write a movie description." So, I want you creative folks to do the same. Do anything you want, except be boring. (And making it into the "plot" (and I use that term loosely) of a porno movie is boring.) Think!  Challenge yourself! It's fun.

Type in the idea for the movie title as something I might read in T.V. Guide. Fill in as many or as few as you want.

Look at the examples of what's been done.

Foxy Inmates


Babylon, Part 2



The Boxer and the Stripper



Cloud 900



On the Make



Paprika



Backdoor Burglars



Obsession in High Heels



I'm so creative, I can make up my own Porno sounding title




Or you can e-mail in your responses. I will post them below.

The Entries:

Dreams of a Gigolo -- Dom Deluise stars as Andrew Cunanan in this Lifetime original movie. The film follows the dashing young Andrew (Fred Savage) from his formative years all the way up to his infamous finale. Deluise gives a command performace as the older, yet still dashing Cunanan as he carouses his way through the San Diego gay scene, privately incubating the demons which would one day consume him. Also stars Gene Simmons, Cheryl Tiegs, and Mr. T.

Babenet -- The follow up to the hit movie "Babe." In the sequel, Babe is chased down by unscrupulous pig farmer and captured. He struggles through much of the feature to escape the net they have tangled him in.

Love Exchange -- Two lonely people, a shy money changer at the foreign currency window and a meek Lithuanian refugee find love in this charming foreign import.

Over the Top -- Exciting action sequences spotlight this prison escape film.

Car Wash Angels:
When four friends are killed in a freak car-wash accident involving themselves and their convertible, their angel-ghosts stay to watch over the other citizens who use the car wash that their corporial bodies once visited.

CAR WASH ANGELS:
Deceased traffic violators are given a last chance to atone for rude driving, cutting people off, not signaling, leaving their signal on, running red lights and more. Can the car wash suds wash away their sins and win them their wings?

Car Wash Angels
Sorority members must find a way to save their floundering chapter from bankruptcy.

"Car Wash Angels" -
Three beautiful private eyes take their orders from a rag-toting mystery man down at "Sparkle Hand Detailing".

GIRLS OF SUMMER: The golden girls are back! Those wise cracking, funny ladies reunite in a fun for all, mad cap beach romp. Sexy Betty White and Rue Mc Clannahan suit up in thier thong bikinis and sling the sand.

"Girls of Summer" - Sultry tale of two romance writers and a streetwise bird. Filmed on location in Honolulu.

Girls of Summer
A follow-up to the highly popular infomercial "Boys of Winter". If you recall, in "Boys", various avenues were explored to help slow or even reverse the aging process. In "Girls of Summer", hosted by Cher and Richard Simmons, various beauty techniques are tried out on an unsuspecting studio audience leading to a degree of loveliness not often found in nature.

Girls of Summer
Five girls come of age when boys from a neighboring town introduce them to the sensual world of watermelon jello shooters and orgies.

Lust Behind Bars
Lustina Q. Jackson is out to avenge her sister's murder and the only way to do that is to go undercover. Her contacts in the world of drugs and prostitution lead her on a ever-dizzying chase and eventually plunge her into the most feared penetentary in the state.

"Lust Behind Bars" - Film-noire character study of two PMS sufferers trapped in slow-moving traffic while following a Nestle's truck.

Lust Behind Bars
Americanized version of the award-winning German film Wilhelm Nehmt ein Frau (Willie Takes a Wife)

LUST BEHIND BARS: The sick, sad descent of a chocoholic into a hell of candy bars. Carmellos, Snickers, a thousand isn't enough! Our heroine is taken from Jenny Craig success story to Riki Lake expose into the life of a chocoholic seeking their next fix. From darkness into light only to fall again.

THE BEST BUTT IN THE WEST: She was an ivory one on a Colt 45. A tale of a gun and the men who lust after it.

Best Butt(e) in the West 3
Caroline searches the Old West for a fuzz-free butt and finds betrayal when she learns her true love waxes his posterior.

"Best Butt(e)s in the West 3" - Spectacular footage of the three westernmost buttes highlights this otherwise mediocre tale about a boy and his prairie dog.

Best Butt(e) in the West - 3
3 displaced Sioux Indian braves lead their people through the west in the early 1800's, seeking refuge and a new homeland. The movie follows the tribe as they carve out a new life and turn a dusty cliffside dwelling into the best butte in the west.

The Right Connection
A woefilled tale of a young dyslexic telephone operator and the lessons he learns in human kindness.

"The Right Connection" - Actual footage (inch-age?) highlights this fact-based medical drama about Rush Limbaugh's vasectomy-reversal.

THE RIGHT CONNECTION: A frightening tale of a dyslexics attempts to make phone calls.

The Right Connection
A sweeping saga that takes Billy Joe Bob Jones from his small-town home in Southern Alabama to Paris and Berlin where he is introduced to beerless sexual love.

"Sexual Overdrive" - Woody Allen directs this hilarious remake of "Cannonball Run", with Dr. Ruth reprising Loni Anderson's role.

Sexual Overdrive
A mean Australian truck driver picks up a hitchhiker and goes for the ride of his life.

Sexual Overdrive
Also subtitled: Jailbait. A frustrated driver's ed. teacher fights his growing interest in teenage students.

Dear Diary
A young pasty, sweaty computer nerd records his every waking moment between games of computerized Dungeons and Dragons.

DEAR DIARY: The sad tale of an aging cartoon character trapped in a time warp repeating the same events over and over.

Dear Diary
Anne Frank meets Larry Flint

"Dear Diary" - Hilarity ensues at a small-town newspaper when a new typesetter juxtaposes the lonely-hearts and milk-farmers' advice columns.

Lady Luck
A plucky saloon gal and her seven blond sisters pull up roots and travel on a riverboat, hoping to earn enough money to open their own saloon: The Lady Luck.

Lady Luck
The intense tail *g* of a young woman who finds a meaningful relationship during a trip to Las Vegas then kills herself when her lover chokes on a piece of edible underwear.

"Lady Luck" - Biography of Diana Spencer, following her sensational divorce and remarriage to a Chinese-laundry owner.

BODY OF LOVE: A chocoholics fondest fantasy, a life size chocolate sculpture. A twisted tale of betrayal by a lover and a magic wish that gets rid of him bite by delicious bite.

Body of Love
The sad story of a lonely man and his sexual relations with his dead neighbor.

Body of Love
Bernie Love's bullet-ridden corpse is pulled from the Mississippi River in this dark, riviting tale of intrigue and betrayal.


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