French: Passe-moi de l'argent, s'il te plait.
English: Pass me some money, please.
French: La glace aime manger mon ami.
English: The ice cream likes to eat my (boy)friend.
French: Je mange du tres sucre.
English: I eat much sugar.
French: Ta tete est drole.
English: Your head is funny.
French: Son the aime ma cravat.
English: His tea likes my necktie
French: L'Angleterre a mange ton feutre.
English: England ate your marker.
French: Ma pizza a mange ton chien.
English: My pizza ate your dog.
French: Vas manges ton bain.
English: Go eat your bath.
French: La vinaigrette apprend faire du ski nautique a la poste.
English: The vinagrette learns to water-ski at the post office.
French: La femme aime ganger le vin bleu et le yaourt vert.
English: The woman likes to win the blue wine and the green yogurt.
French: Le prof de la pizza joue du cochon.
English: the pizza teacher plays a pig.
French: Nous regardons la montre mange la chevre.
English: We watch the watch eat the goat.
French: Mon prof des maths est une chevre et un hamster.
English: My math teacher is a goat and a hamster.
French: Ton correspondant a mange ma lecon!
English: Your pen pal ate my lesson!
French: Ton prof va manger moi!!! Aides moi! Aides moi!
English: You teacher is going to eat me!!! Help me! Help me!
French: Le croque-monsieur a eu un chapeau par terre.
English: The grilled ham and cheese sandwich had a hat on the floor.
French: J'ai besoin de papier toilette.
English: I need some toilet paper.
French: La gomme de Sari a le nom de Sari, aussi.
English:Sari's eraser has the name of Sari, too.
French: Interromps! Au nom de l'humanite!
English: Stop! In the name of humanity!
French: Ton fumier du cheval va a miettes avec la fumee.
English: Your horse manure goes to smithereens with the smoke.
French: Je baille a ta plaisanterie.
English: I yawn at your joke.
French: Mange mon short.
English: Eat my shorts.
French: Piqus moi!
English: Bite me!
French: Qui a coupe le fromage?
English: Who cut the cheese?
French: J'aime manger les oeufs verts et le jambon.
English: I like to eat green eggs and ham.
submitted by Kyshandra
French: J'aime manger du fromage couvert dans les toilettes.
English: I like to eat cheese covered in toilets.
submitted by Irea Trouillefou, Queen of the Gypsies
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