If your keys fall into a pool of molten lava, just leave 'em, cause, man, they're gone!
Annonymous
People who live in peanut butter houses should not throw grahm crackers.
If your head is made of wax, don't stand in the sun.
Janisa
The following were contributed by Sari and Sairi:
A Cup A Soup that has been thrown at you will hurt if it hits you.
If someone has been burned to ashes, then there's no chance you can save them.
Creampuffs are potent.
Lemon filling will cause great discomfort if placed in eyes and/or nose.
Lemon filling doesn't look nice if placed in nose.
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we just ran around naked with spam all over our bodies?
Although Pepsi machines have sugar, they do not have brains.
A Cup Noodles may have a noodle, but it isn't classified as intellegent life.
Never make a sandcastle on a beached whale.
A bald cat is not a nice thing to pet.
Cottage cheese is not a face mask.
People who drive 30mph on a freeway are not stupid, just brain dead.
Nerds mixed with Dr. Pepper makes a fizzy concoction.
These next few are the things that Sairi yelled at me over the phone while I tried to read her Glorified Waterspouts
The strangest things happen in New York.
Dissapearing clan syndrome
Sainte Pomme de Terre!
Spaaaaarkles!
Nothing's safe with Banshea around!
If Goliath is purple, what color would his burns be?
This is what they say: You should never pick up strange chicks from a rooftop in Manhattan. Weird things might follow them home.
Snuttlebug!!!
Mistress of the Flu Flier?
Of course, if you had never shown up in the first place it wouldn't be an issue, now, WOULD IT???
I think you're cute, man.
Beating the child!
Redundant! Redundant! Redundant!
Yoplait!!!
It's never too late, man!
Repent, repent, repent! Yeah...
I'm overheating Banshea's brain!
Juuuuuust watch me!
Would it be "spiffle" or "coofy"?
Brooklyn's beating her and she's taking it out on the poor kid!
You gotta watch those trash can lids. "Somebody help me! He's got a trash can lid!!!"
Those damn prophesies are always getting in the way.
Ahh! My shoes exploded!
So you mean Xanatos bought the Grimorum off a whole bunch of hippies?
(Saint Potato)
K-O, so, yeah... I could kinda use some contibutions to this page... HELP!
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