1. If you could kill Kenny, you would
(A) make him a kid on the Barney show until he commits suicide.
(B) slit his throat with an empty spam can.
(C) turn him into a cream puff and eat him.
(X) play "Mmm-bop" until his head explodes.
2. When you're choosing something to wear, you pick
(A) red and blue plaid
(B) blue and red plaid
(C) something pink (unless someone ate it)
(X) black... black... black... still black...
3. Your cheif weapon is
(A) me, fight?
(B) a really spiffy blade.
(C) a yo-yo.
(X) the sharpened tap off an old tap shoe.
4. You think Gweedo is
(A) your brother
(B) a perverted fae.
(C) a guy with really interesting underpants.
(X) your invisible friend's uncle.
5. If someone asks you what color Goliath is, you would say
(A) grayish-purple.
(B) lavender.
(C) gray (and then wonder why you keep bringing it up)
(X) Black... black... somtimes blue... black...
6. You can
(A) sing the coconut song start to finish.
(B) shape jello with your mind.
(C) tell the twins apart simply by looking at them.
(X) channel energy with crystals and use pyrite to protect yourself from crocodiles.
7. Katman11 is
(A) an excuse to annoy Ban.
(B) your uncle.
(C) a really sweet guy who gives you lighters.
(X) the sequel to a cheap foreign movie.
8. Your choice of color for your braces is
(A) whatever comes to mind.
(B) anything that isn't holiday related.
(C) whatever the ortho has handy.
(X) invisible to clear and sometimes black.
9. Your prefered method of driving someone insane is
(A) singing to them.
(B) spontaniously shouting out irrelevant information.
(C) supergluing things to their head, releasing the Twins, or staring at them until their mind implodes.
(X) sharing every random thought or simply looking at them until they lose it.
10. Your worst fear is
(A) no more Sailor Moon.
(B) killer metal scour scrubbie thingies.
(C) getting all interneet access removed.
(X) fluffy pink bunnies from hell and/or pot-smoking turkeys.
11. You're addicted to
(A) Sailor Moon.
(B) using the word "spiffy."
(C) sugar.
(X) Matchbox20 or some other alternative group.
12. Your most-used phrase in French is
(A) Je ne sais pas!
(B) Oh mon Dieu, ils tuent Kenny!
(C) Je manger les oeufs verts et le jambon!
(X) Je ne sais pas quand ma tete.
13. The cerial that best best decribes you is
(A) Froot Loops
(B) Trix in puff form (not those weird fruit things!)
(C) Honey Nut Cheerios
(X) Nuts n' Honey
14. If you lived in a one-story house, the color you would pick for the stairs is
(A) plaid.
(B) coated in an epoxy finish of invisible ink.
(C) PURPLE!!!
(X) Black with blue spots.
15. If you could have any pet, it would be
(A) A Skittle-eating winged cat.
(B) A cockatrice (half bird, half reptile with a taste for Pixi Stix).
(C) A Demon Bunny, a purdy burdy named BlinkeyBubbaGooberBunn, and a lava wolf named George.
(X) Something black.
16. If you were in a chatroom and could say only one word, it would be
(A) SPORK!!!
(B) Yoplait!
(C) Spooooooooooon!
(X) Spaz!!!
17. If you were in a video store and could pick only one movie, it would be
(A) Men in Tights.
(B) Interview with the Vampire or In and Out.
(C) Gargoyles.
(X) The Wall (by Pink Floyd).
18. You walk into a wall. You
(A) cry and wail like Scerena on Sailor Moon.
(B) do it again so it looks like it was on purpose.
(C) set the wall on fire.
(X) kick the wall, paint it black, and walk somewhere else.
19. Your favorite character from The Lion King is
(A) Rafiki (the baboon)
(B) that mouse thingy Scar tries to eat.
(C) Ed the hyena.
(X) Scar (he's the closest to black of any of 'em).
20. The bumpersticker that you like the most is
(A) "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
(B) "Puritanism: The fear that someone, somewhere is having fun."
(C) "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
(X) "Honk if you like Hanson, then drive into a tree."
Now go and count up all your answers. Each B is worth four points, C=3, A=2, X=1.
If your score is:
71+ - You must be Sairi! And officially a Weird Sister, and believe me sister, you don't get much weirder than this. ;)
70-51 - I am pleased to say that you're Aunty Ban, who is, somehow, one of the Three Sisters. I'd like to know how this relationship works out... I mean, being both aunt and sister to the Twins...
50-31 - You happen to be Sari, one of the Twins and the second Sister. Glad to meet ya! ;)
30-20 - Sorry, but you're only an ascossiate sister. But I'm glad to know you, anyway!
19-0 - What test were you taking?
Less than 0 - Umm... I think you need to brush up on your math...
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