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* stands for a star
* = A Real PISSER! In the Words Of Jerrico "Don't Ever Ever See It!"
*1/2 = I would rather lick a greasy ass than see this film.
** = I might rent this if the movie I wanted to rent was out, but first I would rent a nasty slut filled porno!
**1/2 = Could go either way. Its a movie theater time waster cause nothing better was coming on. Or just rent it it when it comes out.
*** = Great entertaining film worthy of my hard earned cash.
***1/2 = Go see it because it has a certain something that makes it special. Just lacking being brillant.
**** = Masterpiece! Inventive original filmmaking. A Must See!
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