Joxer song book

First introduced in the episode "For Him the Bell Tolls," the Joxer the Mighty! song has become an important part of Xenaverse lore. Even Gabby has sung the theme with a starry-eyed look of adoration. So, without further ado ...

[original]

["Bitter Suite"]

[bordello]

["Deja Vu"]

Original version
Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick

Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!

Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin

If you're in jeopordy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the calvalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)

He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus, he's good company
Look out! (Golly, gee)
It's Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!

"Bitter Suite" version
Joxer the Mighty
Here to guide you on your way
Stick with me, you'll never stray
If you're in a land that's new
I'm the man who'll get you through
Even when you're slightly nude
I'm Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!

Bordello version
Trollops:
Joxer the Mighty!
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him
He's so sexy it's a sin.
If you want a special tryst
By every measure he's a prize.

Joxer:
Just check out my shoe size!
Ha ha!

Trollops:
Captain of debauchery
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff.
If you need some company
With Joxer there's a guarantee

Joxer:
Of the highest potency!

Trollop:
Heck, I'd even work for free!

Leah:
Take your filthy hands off me!

All:
He's Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!

"Deja Vu All Over Again" version
Annie, Banannie
She kicks fanny!
Dangerous with sword and knife,
Learned her skills in that past life!
Never will you outfox her,
She's as good as all Joxer!
I'm Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty!

Last updated February 2, 2000