April-ish / 2000 / Clarkey's Gran's House, Kingswear

It is Easter 2000. At Clarkey's Gran's house in Kingswear - y'know, that place across the river from Dartmouth - there are some dodgy goings-on going on. This is the story of that fateful week when Clarkey and Alison, Shaun and Louisa and Lonesome Rob headed south. Yes! Even more south than Trysull, West Mids. Primarily, this is an account of one night in particular - the night of Bobby's Day of Drinking when, at the climax, Bobby was taken over by a sadistic force calling itself Evil Rob. If you are wondering where Clarkey and Alison are during all this, they're in bed - as one photo fails to show. As a result of the evil of this night (amongst other unrelated factors), Shaun and Louisa are no longer together. Also, Clarkey and Alison have briefly split up. Coincidence? I doubt it.
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All is calm and peaceful.
Everyone is happy, unaware of the
evil lurking just around the corner Shaun is suspicious of the quiet
and looks to the horizon to see if
he can spot anything but no.... And the drinking commences.... Louisa
goes into spasms with fright of what's
soon to come. A page 3 girl looks on.

The evil power has caught Shaun,
making him little more than a
cripple... or is he just dancing? It has also turned Louisa into a sex
kitten - Phroar!
Give it to me baby! Hey, chill Shaun!
I was only joking! It seems the
evil force cannot penetrate Shaun's guard.

The evil force reveals itself.
Oh my God! It's EVIL ROB
The page 3 still watches intently. No Shaun! Don't do it!
Shaun joins the evil forces
and becomes Horn the Destroyer. Clarkey and Alison sleep upstairs,
oblivious to the evil deeds
happening below them.

Cackle cackle cackle! Evil Rob's
dreadful plan comes to fruition.
He celebrates with a lifejacket.

As a sign of his visitation and
a sentiment of thanks, he leaves a
thankyou note on the lawn.

And, erm, as it wasn't too clear
in the photo, here's a representation of
what it looks like now....
but without Shaun.


All is calm and peaceful. Everyone is happy, unaware of the evil lurking just around the corner	Shaun is suspicious of the quiet and looks to the horizon to see if he can spot anything but no....	And the drinking commences.... Louisa goes into spasms with fright of what's soon to come. A page 3 girl looks on.

The evil power has caught Shaun, making him little more than a cripple... or is he just dancing?	It has also turned Louisa into a sex kitten - Phroar! Give it to me baby!	Hey, chill Shaun! I was only joking! It seems the evil force cannot penetrate Shaun's guard.

The evil force reveals itself. Oh my God! It's EVIL ROB The page 3 still watches intently.	No Shaun! Don't do it! Shaun joins the evil forces and becomes Horn the Destroyer.	Clarkey and Alison sleep upstairs, oblivious to the evil deeds happening below them.

Cackle cackle cackle! Evil Rob's dreadful plan comes to fruition. He celebrates with a lifejacket.	As a sign of his visitation and a sentiment of thanks, he leaves a thankyou note on the lawn.	And, erm, as it wasn't too clear in the photo, here's a representation of what it looks like now.... but without Shaun.

April-ish / 2000 / Clarkey's Gran's House, Kingswear

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