The Pawluk Is A Nice Guy Club (P.I.N.G.)


Would say nicer things but this is a family site.

Welcome to the homepage of PING. If you want to know what it stands for look up there, it tells you plain and clear. Stop asking me such stupid bloody questions.

So, who is this Pawluk? What is this Pawluk? You were right the first time. It is a he although the species is determinable because he is pure godliness. He is formally addressed as Mr. Pawluk but in familiar circumstances, the terms Ronnie, Pawluk, or a four letter nicety beginning with m and ending with e, with a and t in the middle, are to be used. Plus any other niceties you can think of usually refer to the aforementioned Ronnie.

Why is he good? What does he do? Well, he is a music teacher- no, not a contradiction in terms, honest. This is not just a tribute to a teacher who helped me become the great musician I am today, nosiree. This man is pure genorisity, kindness in a can, purity without the bad bits (like red skin and a forked tail).


This is the only official photograph we have of him at the moment. Believe me, the front is even better. Here are some impressions of how brief glimpses have helped us compile an idea of what his front looks like. As few people have had the honour of looking at him for long, for fear of falling head over heels, you must understand why the interpretations differ so much.


All pics nicked off other people's sites.

Well, I hear you ask, how can I help praise this wonderful man?

First write to me at santasmonkey@hotmail.com so that I can add you to the lists.
Second go to the address I will give you
Third find him
Fourth bring him to me
Fifth we'll all have a party

So, spread the word. PING.



I really dislike GeoCities even if they have given me a Free Home Page


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