Well, as many of you may have noticed, Tori Amos has a major presence on the internet and so it only seemed fitting, as her number one fan, to follow suit and devote a page to her. Everyone who starts a Tori Amos page always says "So why am I starting a Tori Amos page when there are already so many out there?" My answer to this question is simple - This is the first ever SARCASTIC Tori Amos fan page. All of the other fan pages are made by fans who are obsessed because they have such screwed up lives and can only look up to one guiding light in the form of a delightfully pretty girl who once sang about getting raped. Now don't get me wrong, I adore her music and I adore her scrambled lyrics, but she is not my saviour. She is fantastic, but not my heroine. Therefore I can take the piss out of her if I want without feeling huge guilt. She's great like that.
This page is very superficial. It contains lots of pictures of a sexy girl. None of the pictures have a piano in them. There are no shots of her singing. This page is about a foxy babe. If you want to delve deeper into the subject, it's a lot better to listen to the records than to ask me about her.... enjoy!
