Crazy men see ghosts...sane men ignore them. -Anonymous

Our mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open. -Anonymous

Those who say it cannot be done should get the hell out of the way of those who are doing it. -Anonymous

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it. -Sam Levenson

Those who can laugh without cause haveeither found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. -Norm Papernick

It says something about our times when you rarely see the word 'sinful' except to describe a really good dessert. -Anonymous

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. -Anonymous

I say men with pierced ears are ready for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry. -Anonymous

A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere. -Elsie, Lady Mendl

A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load faster too. -Anonymous

It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are. -Anonymous

Don't be humble; you are not that great. -Golda Meir

Before you tell a man that you enjoy his company......Make sure he owns it. -"jbibca"

A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men. -Anonymous

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