Beauty. The less dressed--the best dressed. -F. Petrarca
To get married means to cut your rights in half and double your duties. -A. Schopenhauer
Glutton: One who digs his grave with his teeth. -French Proverb
It's good to be clever, but not to show it. -French Proverb
They say life's a highway. Why are there so many road blocks? -Katie Pursley
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -Dave Barry
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra
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