**Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are really trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Best Years:
I am the sun, yet I am the moon; shining happiness on others, yet living in darkness. I am a fish, yet I am a bird; isolated from the rest of the world, yet free to explore. living in a cold world, with warm hearts. I am hope, yet I am despair; optimistic about the future, yet pessimistic about the present. I am strong, yet I am weak; having my own opinions, yet fearing to express them. I am a teenager, living the best years of MY LIFE.