Reproduced here for historical interest only... the grovelling I had to do in order to avoid the terrible wrath of Mr. Millard (not his real name, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent)... and er, also, some grovelling to Rosie, just for good measure...

Special note to Mr. Millard: Sorry you couldn't get access before - it wasn't deliberate, honest guv'! I hope you enjoy this site, dedicated to your lovely wife, and I hope you realise what a very very lucky man you are! I'm insanely jealous! Special note to Rosie, the Millard herself: Rosie, ahem, I mean, Mrs. Millard, no... I mean, Madame, rather, Your Highness, I am deeply touched and indeed most honoured that you have deemed this humble Website worthy of your esteemed perusal. I sincerely hope that this page does not offend your innate sense of modesty, and I hope that you, in your magnanimity will forgive my indulgences ... P.S. I really do think you're cool, and it wasn't me that called you the ``Voice of Naffness'', I was merely quoting some other scoundrel from USENET!!!