Find me a monkey, shave it bald and give it too much dinner and I'll train it to be the guy off Liquid News. Does everyone have to be knowing, post-modern, and ironic* these days? I think the real reason Millard stands out (apart from her good looks) is her enthusiasm. Everyone else thinks it's so cool to be jaded. Nice site.

* NB to any journalists out there reading this - please don't use the word ironic unless you're really sure that you know what it means. Thanks.

I agree with most of the comment of Rosie,herself in The Dress is stunning but have you seen todays Telegraph, page 3,Rosie & Jennie Bond, now there's a classy Lady and take a good look at those legs.It would be hard to choose between the two.

I am a great admirer of Rosie and wondered if she by any change originated in Staffordshire, where my grandparents came from. If this is so it will make by husbands day!!

Sorry, don't know the answer to this one!

Um... Rosie? Are you out there...? :-) -Ed.

...and I thought I was the only one who had realised just how cute this woman was. Great site, I'm going to make it my homepage. More pictures PLEASE...

Loved the site... you better resurrect the 'save Rosie' campaign if the front page of today's Gueardian is to be believed

Super sight keep working on it. Rosie you have taken over from Joan Bakewell,keep wearing the westward creations,it's very uplifting to see.

Well she can use her interview technique on me ANY time she wants. How do you spell phwoar?

Shouldn't we be mindful of the fact that La Millard, for all of her fulsome bosomness, isn't actually a particularly incisive journalist in the arts realm, and that the BBC is consistently scooped by every British newspaper. Just a point. Crowe (try Liquid News instead - far more intelligent)

It's sad that BBC staff feel the need to bitch about their colleagues like this... -Ed.

Thanks for the great site. What a stunner Rosie is!! Having seen her pictures in last week's Sunday Mirror I did some searching I found your site. What about a section on Rosie's breasts - as mentioned by Liz Hurley at the Canne Film Festival, who commented: "Who's that girl with the magnificent breasts?" Who can argue with Liz, they are magnificent.

Ain't she a babe? Excellent site - keep up the good work for all our sakes.

Darn it - missed the Oscars coverage. Hey, ed, sounds like I need to see them. And for myself I could live with Rosie in Maxim or FHM! Any pics of the divine one are good for me!!

Erk! Unfortunately... I missed it too! --Ed.

Thank you, thank you. Found your site after the Independent reported the Guardian's coverage (!). Yeah, your Rosie looks OK. But then I went to Daljit Dhaliwal's page. Never seen her before. WOW.

Any sightings north of watford?

Thank you to the Guardian for pointing me this way and thank you tro those who made this exceptionaly interesting site/sight. Any one who works for the beeb and keeps her personality clear of complete madness is brilliant and deserves just such a tribute.

lb

Great site!

I thought Victoria Coren's comments in the Evening Standard earlier this week only goes to show how jealous of the lovely Rose other women get!

Excellent site! Strikes a perfect balance between good humour and (well-deserved) idolatry! Hope La Belle Millard does not blow it by doing a Maxim shoot.....

Found the website, because of the Guardian, amusing in a weird kind of way, well done for all of your work.....have to admit, though, did see her on the Oscars coverage and she did catch my eye !!......

Brilliant! I have been an admirer for ages. Something about the girl. Then saw her reporting on the Oscars - THAT DRESS - THOSE(can i say this) breasts. I thought I was the only one - Then to my utter joy reading good ole Guardian and there she was - but more importantly there was the reference to a bloody website - Well done gang.

The site is kiccking. I've long been an admirer.

But I have to say its time you did one on Sophie Raworth. She is verrry hot!

so when do we get to see a pic (or several) of the dress Rosie wore during her Oscars reports for BBC news? She, and the dress, is the subject of today's Pass Notes in the Guardian's G2 supplement.

Um, soon... *soon*... very soon. Erm, soon-ish.

Thanks for the Grniad tip, btw!  --Ed.

Did you know you made page 3 of the Daily Mail today? However you are a bit of a sad puppy. Rosie Millard ?????

Ack!

She is STILL the MOST lightweight reporter on TV!

Not an ounce of ability or fashion sense does this woman(?) posess...

She can't present, can't describe, can't [SNIP!]

Right, that's quite enough of that. BOG OFF!  --Ed.

USE IT FOR TOOTHPASTE ! DID YOU SEE THAT DRESS? HUNG , DRAWN AND QUARTERED ! ANY TIME .

Obviously very late on the scene with this site but delighted to see the Millard has such a good fan. No better sight in the morning than a tantalising glimpse of the wonderful one and that awesome voice. Very very beautiful. Very very intelligent. Very very good at her job. BUT is the website no longer renewed. Rosie is in top form at the moment. Today in Cannes she was supurb. Hope you caught it. Long may Rosie grace our screens. Those eyes and sorry but the barnet change was a hit over here! Congrats on a great site

Yep, sorry, my fault folks! I've been very busy recently and thus unable to keep up with the fast-paced jetsetting lifestyle of the Millard!

I'm afraid I missed her Cannes appearance this morning, but I did catch her at the opening of the Tate Modern the other day, and she did look stunning... unfortunately she dazzled me for so long that I wasn't able to capture any pictures for you all! Sorry!

The bad news is... I'm probably going to be too busy to update this site very much over rest of the year... despite the Millard's very welcome omnipresence on our screens. Do keep writing in with sightings though, and I'll do my best to put them up. In the meantime, here are a couple of recent pics of the Auburn One (well, from February!) to appease the faithful!   -- (Busy!) Ed

Oh dear the novelty of this place seems to be wearing off somewhat

Fantastic!!!

u r pretty cool keep up the good work. i am a columbine student bye!

I have been a fan of hers ever since I worked in Barclays at Langham Place, (now Closed). She came in and asked if I pronounced my name Fines like the actor Ralph (another celebrity I have served) and I said no it is Fin-Ness which she thought was even nicer. She is very pretty and has a very sexy voice. Later she would come into Barclays at Oxford Circus and scowl at having to wait so long in the queue. Understandable really but I can honestly say that I always served as fast as possible when she was waiting.

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I was going to be a bit mean to Rosie (a so-called Arts correspondent who is only interested in showbiz gossip), and a bit patronising to you (this site bemuses me), but I looked at the Guestbook, and now I know that there are people who will describe Jennie Bond as "delectable" or who will go on about Edwina Currie's legs, I know that you got off lightly.

Did someone mention Fiona Bruce, though? Oooh.

michael,,,

Thank you! I loved the site, funny without being cruel. It was very strange realising I'd experienced the same Millard instances as you: the Edinburgh Festival coverage (I wonder if I will see her this year?) the Cannes coverage, the Kidman debate. Apart from anything else, she's a good journalist. Oh, and surprised you haven't used the bad pun "Millardtime" on the site...

At last! Someone with good taste! Cheers! -Ed

Rosie Millard, hmm. She's OK I suppose. Not in Kirsty Wark's league though. I agree with the other chappie about Edwina Currie. She is a looker. Met her once, couldn't help noticing she has great legs. Lucky you, being interviewed by her on Radio 5 Live. Surprised you didn't rename your website afterwards.

I concur with Leonid. What the fork do the BBC think they're playing at taking the truly delectable Jennie Bond off the 6.00 news for that Fiona whatsit. If Ms whatsit looks a quarter as good when she gets to 48 as the divine Ms B, she'll look many times better than she does now.

Ok, just for you two, here's a unique ``three-in-one'' picture of the utterly gorgeous Ms. Fiona Bruce! Enjoy! -Ed.

Forget Millard - She's not a patch on Jennie Bond, who really does have legs to die for (not that you see them often).

As for Edwina Currie - She's a babe for the discerning, too. Websites for both, someone.

The insanity is spreading... -Ed

Ian, your next mission - should you choose to accept it - is to get into printed media for doing something humourous and worthwhile, rather than something incredibly sad. Why not enter the celebrity game yourself?

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Yes, the same as wrote last August ! Still checking in. She didn't come over too well when she presented PM on Radio 4 a few weeks back. Too lightweight and with another woman - shame no changing room cam ! Passing respects to Jill Dando recently.

I would love to have Cider with Rosie (or anything else for that matter!!!). She should be presenting Breakfast News with that extremely tall woman who presents it occasionally . (Unfortunately I can't remember her name!!!), and it should be on 7 days a week.

Hmmm, do you mean lovely Liz MacKean? She *seemed* quite tall at any rate... unfortunately, she has left the Breakfast News team... -Ed

Well, there's no accounting for taste, eh?

The sad thing is that Rosie always reports the "plugged" story. She has never presented a "scoop" and it's always the same dry and arty chat. She's really boring, but I suppose she suits the boring subject....

Now, Lauren Taylor (ITN) is fitness supreme :)

Big up for the website! It's great!

Mystery

Notice how most people who are mean to Rosie remain anonymous? It's because they're AFRAID of the WRATH OF MILLARD. And so they should be.... the.... the...blackguards!

What do you mean by ``scoops''?? She's an ARTS correspondent, *not* a tabloid hack, *foole*. Incidently, who else reported on the opening night of MAMMA MIA? As for ``boring'', name me another journalist that will demonstrate her incredible dancing skills on live television at the slightest provocation!

And who on EARTH is this Lauren Taylor, and who on EARTH would watch ITN when the Millard doesn't even present for it! Now, I want you to go away and think very carefully about what you've just said, young man...

I have no idea at *all* what all of this is about, however, I am *very* happy for you all the same.

Whoop

What a wonderul homage to the woman with the cushiest job in BBC News and Current Affairs!

Keep up the good work ...

I am totally paralysed and seeing Rosie on breakfast tv makes waking up worthwhile. Why can't we see more of Rosie?

I LOVE Rosie

Rosie was actualy on TV in the States... but the sound was turned down... did she kill Pip?!?

Look I *just* want Rosie to pay some attention to the IDM scene )

After viewing the Daljit Dhaliwal page at http://members.tripod.com/~zoam/daljit.html, I have to say that Rosie is much more beautiful than that horrible harridan. Ian, you've definitely hitched your cart to the right horse.

Oops! That came out wrong. I'm sorry, Rosie, don't get mad or anything just because I compared you to a horse.

Ian, you've obviously got too much time on your hands idolising some obscure ugly cow. At least you got your 15 mins of fame, but we have to say - KYLIE FOREVER !!!!!!!

Don't ever come back to Eltham again 'cos there are queues of ugly red heads waiting to meet you...

It's "an appreciation" not "a appreciation".

He's Swedish. er... not that I've ever met him before in my entire whole life..! -Ed

You've really convinced me, Ian! Wow! You really DO lack a life, as well as the rest of the weird ass limeys that signed your joke of a appreciation page! I vomit deepfried Marsbars in your general direction! Now I'm going back to read what other crap you've written on the list.

I've never seen this person before in my life...! -Ed

You're obviously a lovely person whose put a lot of time and effort into a site for a complete drongo. Not only does Millard have an ego that should be pickled as a medical curiosity, but she's not too impressive when it comes to generating her own ideas - she's been kinown to badger other progs for contacts and stories and then nab them for news. Not very nice. By the way - Sir Ian may be an old luvvie but surely if Rosie had any talent apart from self-publicity, she'd have got a decent interview. Isn't she supposed to be a journalist (although the Today programme hate her cos she isn't) Why don't you try someone more worthy of your talents - Kirsty Wark for example. Or Katie Derham, who is a top lass

Are you mad?

I'm not a lovely person at all, and in fact, I'm going to come around and KNEECAP you for all the horrid things you just said about my Millard!!

The Millard I know is a shy retiring flower, with no discernable ego whatsoever, who gives a delightfully down-to-earth perspective on the arts... you must speak of another. And with all due respect to the man, Sir Ian is a quintessential bore -- you couldn't squeeze a decent interview out of him if you put him through a mangler. Check out his website if you want to see ego in action -- he commissioned his, unlike Rosie. The point is, Rosie DID get a decent interview out of him: she stopped him in mid-ramble, before we all keeled over with underexcitement.

As for Wark, yes, she is a babe, but the BBC already has a page about her, and she's very well known generally... the Web is in far more urgent need of a place dedicated to the Reporting Scotland Bird-Henderson-McNair Triumvirate. -Ed.

Millards of the world unite! Great site, lots of fun. Next time I'm in the UK I'll keep an eye out for Rosie!

Hello

Yes, yes, very witty Wilde ... -Ed

Comrades! We have in our midsts, an Enemy of the People... -Ed.

Good to see some healthy debate going on here ...
... now, there'll be no trouble, just so long as everyone agrees that Rosie is cool. Anti-Millard counter-revolutionaries will be put down with a Maoist-style ruthlessness: they will be sent to Rosie re-education camps where they will undergo water torture, and prolonged exposure to corrective propaganda films of the Millard's finest work. -Ed

1. Offered to set up website for Laura ( see guestbook )
2. Edwina Curry site ? Nahhhhhh
3. Any scan of last Friday then ?
   
4. Why the boos and hisses about Private Eye ?

Any scan of last Friday? Are you kidding?! How could I have missed the Millard interviewing Wesley Snipes, and wearing the most unbelievably micro, micro-skirt imaginable? And with bare legs (or at least, highly translucent tights!) ... revealing perfectly smooth, shapely, tanned, long ... long... everso long... legs... <sigh> ... erm, where was I... yes, right, well, ahem, and it's all ...Coming to a Website near YOU Soon!

Why the boos and hisses regarding Private Eye? Did you read what they actually said about her, the smug gits? Not only was it just plain mean, but most of it was completely untrue!! She was not happy, let me tell you... Apparently, they've all been to Oxbridge University (wherever that is) but that's no excuse for being mean to Rosie. -Ed

P.S. Edwina already has a site... well, sort of...

P.P.S. C'mon then Hislop, I'M 'ANDY!!!

Thanks Laura! Looks like you may have your wish with respect to a website (see above!) And don't be too harsh on Mrs. Currie -- I think I got off lighter than I could have done. I'm relieved that you thought I sounded ok... I was worried that I might have come across as a bit of a loon. -Ed