Miss Missouri is a sassy young thing with plenty of pageant experience. Miss M's talent is twirling glow sticks on various parts of her body while stunning the judges with her Vaseline-enhanced smile.
Miss Florida strikes a remarkable resemblance to one of our party's idols, Ms. Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onasis. Her stunning boufant nearly blinded the judges as she performed her talent for lipstick application.
An infamous and unique experience occurred at our party when that young, sassy, and chatty intern entered our contest. She knocked out the judges by demonstrating how to light a cigar and ending in a delicious split!