The Miss America Party Page


Meet the Contestants

Meet Miss Missouri
Miss Missouri is a sassy young thing with plenty of pageant experience. Miss M's talent is twirling glow sticks on various parts of her body while stunning the judges with her Vaseline-enhanced smile.
Meet Miss Florida
Miss Florida strikes a remarkable resemblance to one of our party's idols, Ms. Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onasis. Her stunning boufant nearly blinded the judges as she performed her talent for lipstick application.

Meet Miss District of Columbia
An infamous and unique experience occurred at our party when that young, sassy, and chatty intern entered our contest. She knocked out the judges by demonstrating how to light a cigar and ending in a delicious split!

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