The Miss America Party Page

Top Five

Even though bitter competition stimied the judges, the top five contestants were announced. After the clawing and the stoning stopped, the five finalists were allowed to take their place in the history of the Miss America Pageant Party.

Top Two

And then there were two.
Miss Virginia and Miss North Carolina.

And the winner is . . . .

Rushing

Miss Virginia. Here pissed off losers rush the newly titled Miss America to pinch and squeeze her, forcing her to use all her queenly talent in not flinching.

Winner

The new Miss America!
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