Make sure you dress up for Oktoberfest When possible explore new bars The parade always seems to work it's magic It brings out the finest of people

Top 10 things to look for at Oktoberfest 2000.

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Late night wrestling matches
People exposing themselves in the Library
Officer Abraham giving complimentary breathalizers
The corndog stand
People shaving themselves
Flying phone books
Returning Oktoberfest veterans
Kid Rock
AJB and his ditching ways
The Blue Falcon

A few are a bit scarey Be resourceful Make friends
But don't drink to much Or you'll make a fool of yourself Make sure you stop for a corndog The drunker you get, the more food you eat