I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass I wanna fuck a dog ass He want's to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids I... Tried to fuck your mom in the ass I tried to fuck your dad in the ass, could only find a dog... and his ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass. (Pirate Voice: Argh, me and my first mate you scurvy cure.) tried to fuck a fucking pirate, but found a dog (Pirate Voice: Argh that was no pirate man, that was own my sister) (Light in background: It's a mexican pirate) We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog Fuck you