When You Fucked Grandpa

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro...

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to folate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed 
And...

(continues singing 'hes seems like a total asshole...' Mark begins to scream)

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID MAN! 
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR OWN GRANDFATHER...
I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE RELATED!
WHATS HE GONNA DO TAKE OUT HIS FALSE TEETH AND JUST LEAVE THEM ON THE
SIDE OF YOUR BED?
MAN YOU LIKE TO FUCK HIM IN THE BUTT
AND HAVE EVERYONE COME IN AND WATCH AND MASTURBATE AND COME ALL
OVER THE PLACE
THIS IS STUPID! I HATE YOU ALL!
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY MOM TONIGHT, MAN!
THIS IS STUPID!

... in broken glass

I HATE YOU!