Disclaimer: I
don't own Gundam Wing, but I love making fun of it.
What's in a
name?
by Polka Dot
ESUN President: "Col. Heero Yuy-Lowe. It's a pleasure to
meet you."
Heero: "Hn."
ESUN President: "And you must be Vice Foreign Minister
Relena Yuy-Lowe Peacecraft Dorlain. It's an honor."
Relena: "Likewise, but please there's no need to be so
formal. Just call me Vice Foreign Minister Lena Yuy-Lowe
Peacecraft Dorlain."
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Priest: "By the power vested in me, by the municipal of
Colony L4, I hereby declare you man and wife. You may kiss the
bride."
The audience applauded loudly as the couple turned to face them.
Priest: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor and
priviledge to present to you Mr. and Mrs. Quatre Catalonia."
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Duo: "Duo means two. That's means I'm twice the man you
are."
Wufei: "Hmph. Well Wufei means five, so I'm five times the
man that you are."
Heero: "Heero means one. That means it only takes one of me
to kick all of your asses."
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Trowa: "I have no name if you must call me something, call
me No Name."
Catherine: "I am not calling you No Name. That's stupid.
I'll call you Rex."
Trowa: "You can't call me Rex! It's a dog's name!"
Catherine: "It's better than No Name."
Trowa: "No it isn't."
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Zechs: "That's Zechs. Z E C H S. Zechs!"
DMV Lady: "Right Sex, I got it."
Zechs: "No, not Sex, Zechs."
DMV Lady: "Hey aren't you Milliardo Peacecraft, that freak
who tried to destroy the earth?"
Zechs: "No my name is Sex Marquis. I mean Zechs
Marquis!"
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Ringmaster: "Rex, have you fed the lions yet?"
Trowa: "My name isn't Rex! It's No Name!"
Ringmaster: "Right, sorry Rex."
Trowa: "I will destroy you!"
Heero: "Hey Rex, don't steal my lines."
Trowa: "Damnit Heero, don't call me Rex!"
Heero: "I thought Rex was your new name."
Trowa: "No, No Name was my old name, but now it's my new
name because everyone knows I'm not the real Trowa Barton. So my
new name is No Name."
Heero: "No Name's stupid. Stick to Rex."
Trowa: "Don't call me Rex! I am not Rex!"
Relena: "What? Heero is my brother here?"
Heero: "No, Sex isn't here."
Zechs: "Yes I am, and it's Zechs not Sex!"
Quatre: "At least it's not Sex Noin."
Noin: "Oh I'd love some, but won't Dorothy get mad?"
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Everyone: Giant Sweatdrop.