Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto is Naruto's creator, not I.

Sexy-Sensei Technique
by Polka Dot

"Sasuke-kun, wake-up! Sasuke-kun!"

"Oi Naruto, not only has your techique failed to catch me off guard, but you've unwittingly allowed me to ascertain the wherabouts of your teammate Sakura and it sounds like you've impaired your other teammate Sasuke. You've practically failed this exercise already. Perhaps you should just give up before you do any more damage."

Kakashi yawned in boredom, even though Naruto's Harem technique was an impressive display of young, nubile flesh, he was not about to fall for such and obvious trick. He had never seen Naruto's Sexy techniques, but he had heard about them. He was suspecting that the young blond might fall back on such a technique after all his other attempts to obtain a bell had failed, so this didn't even cause him to hesitate for a moment. What did surprise him, was that Naruto didn't seem too disappointed that his latest technique had failed. Kakashi exposed his sharigan eye, preparing for the next surprise.

"Ha I always thought that you might just swing the other way, Kakashi-sensei and that is why I've devised a new, even deadly techinque for perverts such as yourself. Behold the Sexy-Sensei Technique!" Naruto's hands flew through the symbols for deception and the crowd of pouting, naked, teenage girls all disappeared in a puff of smoke and were replaced by a crowd of pouting, naked Irukas!

Kakashi felt a rush of dizziness wash over him and found it difficult to maintain his balance as blood began to cascade out of his nose, completely soaking the front of his mask. He turned and there was the broad tan shoulder of Iruka rippling before him. He whirled around and came face to face with hard abs sporting peaked, dusty-brown nipples. His knees quivered and he fell forward, catching himself before he hit the ground, he brought his head up into the view of ripped thighs and, and...
Kakashi's vision blurred, his brain hummed and his world faded to black.

Kakashi came too staring into eyes as wide and deep as the blue sky and hair that glowed golden in the waning rays of the sun. Naruto dangled a bell above his teacher's head. "I win sensei." Kakashi ignored the happy blonde as he danced his little jig and surveyed their training area. The horde of Iruka clones was gone. Sakura was valiently holding a wuzzy Sasuke while dabbing at blood that still dripped from the poor boy's nose. The young girl's face was full of conflicting emotions: Delight that Sasuke was in fact attracted to girls, disappointment that he seemed to prefer blondes.

It seemed that the day's training session had not gone as planned, but it was certainly a valuable learning experience for them all. He congradulated Naruto on his success and then dismissed team 7 for the day, so they could all recover from the day's experience. Naruto practically danced home and while Sakura hobbled from bearing the weight of Sasuke.

Kakashi made it home swiftly, going directly to his bathroom, he pulled down his face mask and began washing the blood off of his face. When he first came too he was ready to wring Naruto's neck, but fortunately the logical part of his mind kicked in and convinced him that Sasuke and Iruka were probably the only people he ever went to the public baths with. Perhaps Shikamura, but he was only guessing on that. Obviously Naruto couldn't turn into Sasuke with Sasuke watching, the Uchiha would kill him. So Iruka was the only other choice. It was still an unnerving choice.

Kakashi washed his hands before walking over to his telephone and dailing a number that had been given to him 'just in case.' His hand shook a little, but he made a fist and willed his beating heart to calm down.

"Hello?"

"Hi Iruka."

"Kakashi-sama is that you?" The voice on the other end sounded surprised.

"Yeah, have you had dinner yet?"

"Dinner? No, why do you ask?"

"I was just on my way out and I wanted to grab something. Do you want to join me, I've been meaning to talk with you?"

"You have? Oh okay. I don't have any plans."

"Great, I'll pick you up in twenty minutes."

"Okay, see you then Kakashi-sama."

Iruka hung up the phone and looked down at his bowl of fresh ramen, before pushing it across the table. "It's all yours."

"He's taking you out tonight?" Naruto asked between big gulps.

Iruka nodded, blushing happily.

"That was quick."

"Yes, it was." Iruka smiled happily. "Thank you Naruto."

"Anytime, so you're not mad right?"

"No, but you must promise me to never use the Sexy-Sensei technique ever again!"

"Alright, alright, I promise."

"Now hurry up and finish your ramen, I don't want Kakashi to see you here. He might get suspicious." Iruka's worried words were needless, since Naruto had already polished off half of the remaining ramen.

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