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Nice site. You're kinda scary :)

Aaron Glassley - 05/11/99 15:32:27
My Email:retnuheht@hotmail.com
Least Favorite Band: The New Sync Backstreet Boys on the Block, Britney Spice, and a bunch of others
Favorite Band: Tool, Suicidal Tendencies, Metallica
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks, Will Durst, Bobcat Goldthwait
Favorite Sex position: The "Observer"
The Reason People are Stupid: MTV (isn't beaming over MTV what finally brought down the Soviet Union?)

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Fun page...not the prettiest or best organized, but I only care about the actual content (the rants) anyway. Good luck in getting your break, and may you get it your way.

Reverend Vaycom - 05/02/99 16:03:07
My Email:vaycom@hotmail.com
Least Favorite Band: At the moment....Fatboy Slim
Favorite Band: Nine Inch Nails
Favorite Comic: George Carlin
Favorite Sex position: I've never had sex
The Reason People are Stupid: There are too many reasons for me to write......

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Nice page..........I really like the bathroom graffiti and the music page.........you are funny.........that's about it.......

no-one? - 04/30/99 01:14:38
My Email:sub_noctem@yahoo.com
Least Favorite Band: bush probably
Favorite Band: ????i like a lot of stuff,i can't decide
Favorite Comic: ? don't know. i don't read comics...
Favorite Sex position: sex is a waste of time! plus it makes more people which sucks.

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i'm bored so i'm signing this...hmmm. i enjoyed the bathroom grafiti. that was cool... nice page i guess. i feel sleepy and i have a headache, and i have no idea what to say so i'll stop.... oh, and even though your page is nice, it could be much better o gainzed... i needed to put some critisism in, sorry,.. ugh

Eddie Filth - 04/25/99 05:17:11
My Email:pedneau@wildcatblue.com
Least Favorite Band: theres a lot but I'll say Puff Daddy
Favorite Band: IronMaiden
Favorite Comic: The Crow
Favorite Sex position: I'm a virgin,I'll answer that when the time comes

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I just wanna say the bathroom grafiti was hillarious.I have to agree cept for a few TV shows.Xena and Hercules are one of my guilty pleasures(there usualy the only thing on) and I've been watching wrestling since I was a kid.

Liz - 04/20/99 22:28:20
My URL:http://members.aol.com/lizzau/default.html
My Email:LizzAU@aol.com
Least Favorite Band: Cowboy Mouth
Favorite Band: MeatLoaf
Favorite Comic: George Carlin
Favorite Sex position: Anyway I can get it

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Hi there! Hey, thanks for the help on my "Comedians as Truth-tellers" paper. Your page is great. GOod luck with everything! Best Wishes, Liz

crappyman - 04/20/99 00:13:58
My URL:http://people.goplay.com/avees/av1.html
My Email:crappyman18@yahoo.com
Least Favorite Band: any R&B, sixpence none the richer, collective soul
Favorite Band: my bloody valentine, Luna Sea, Napalm Death
Favorite Comic: Margaret Cho, Denis Leary
Favorite Sex position: in pornos? doogiestyle

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so THAT'S why you're so damn funny on YFSB, no wonder. Keep kickin' arse!!

- 04/15/99 05:49:19

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Stuart the Maniac - 04/08/99 03:03:25
My URL:http://stumaniac.music.webjump.com
My Email:maniac@io.com
Least Favorite Band: Bread
Favorite Band: Casual Pain
Favorite Comic: George Carlin
Favorite Sex position: Reverse Siamese Scissors Kick with the Magic Twist

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Zbork! Nice site you have here! Keep on with the comedy...I used to hang out at the Velveeta Room a lot...See ya! :-)

Blaise Riou - 03/24/99 05:15:00

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Je visted GeoCities et le somhow a fini vers le haut sur votre page Web. Combien d'heure avez-vous investie dans votre site Internet? J'espère avoir un bientôt!
NOTE FROM JOHN: Uhhhhh, sure, man. Whatever you say.

Beezelbozo - 03/13/99 11:19:13
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CapitolHill/Senate/9552
My Email:lshipway@sumners.u-net.com
Least Favorite Band: where do I start?
Favorite Band: Right now . . . Clutch
Favorite Comic: I don't even need to answer that, right?
Favorite Sex position: Awake

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Brittney whatever is white?????? Damn. And 9. "Hit me baby one more time" . . In a school uniform? I'm getting all kinds of wrong messages from this little creature. And who sponsored the baby Spices? I'm searching for the Pepsi Tattoos on the back of the r heads, I know it's there somewhere.

LR - 03/08/99 04:38:53
My Email:you have it
Least Favorite Band: all teen "boy bands", Britney Spears JLH, I could go on....
Favorite Band: can't decide
Favorite Comic: You (haha, I haven't even met you) OK that wasn't funny.
Favorite Sex position: The Rocking Horse (my own creation)

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Your page is great, John. Good info, like the reviews, grafitti...nice touch. You can make it big if you really want to. Keep it up!

Britney - 02/25/99 22:08:01
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nc/FrackForEver
My Email:fsskye@hotmail.com
Least Favorite Band: Rankin Family
Favorite Band: Too many
Favorite Comic: none
Favorite Sex position: what???????????

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You signed my guestbook so I will sign yours. Just so you know I didnt say that being gay was an insult!!!!!! Well I shouldnt care what someone who has his own little page about writing on bathroom walls thinks anyway! What was the point of that??????? ????????????????? Your page sucks! You didnr say anything nice to me so I wont to you!
NOTE FROM JOHN: It's amazing how teenyboppers don't understand what you're saying because they're stupid teenagers who will grow up to be stupid adults. I told her that making fun of someone by calling them gay was wrong nd she gets all offended....She should be glad I didn't tell her she's a moronic bitch with no grammar skills.
Matt - 02/08/99 18:26:41
My URL:http://www.jps.net/matt1/
My Email:gartuck@hotmail.com
Least Favorite Band: Marcy Playground, Matchbox Shitty, any swing and most ska bands, Teen magazine cover bands
Favorite Band: Dead Kennedys, Logical Nonsense, Man Is The Bastard, Cypress Hill, KoRn, St. James Infirmary, The Doors
Favorite Comic: I dunno. Maybe Norm McDonald
Favorite Sex position: My right hand down my pants...

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Funny page. I enjoyed your rantings. This may sound dumb, but are you a comic also?

Phil Porter - 01/22/99 15:45:34
My URL:http://home.att.net/~cheesecloth
My Email:cheesecloth@worldnet.att.net
Least Favorite Band: Too hard to pick just one
Favorite Band: Country Bob & the Bloodfarmers
Favorite Comic: Dave Attell
Favorite Sex position: Crab style

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Thanks for the link. No doubt this will be what puts my comedy career over the top.

DeeJo - 01/21/99 19:53:10
My Email:DJo@aol
Least Favorite Band: Currently, Marilyn Manson, Spice Girls, and Shania Twain
Favorite Sex position: It would take too long to explain it.

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Here’s the secret to suck-cess in the business today… Have a body to die for. Marry a rich and influential record producer. Record a couple of over-marketed CDs in the fastest-growing (at the time) segment of the music industry. Make sure the recording are highly mastered to ensure no one can tell your voice is akin to small animals being tortured. Make sure the videos you record show off that body to die for. When your run at Country Music is over (read as: No Grammy Awards won) cross over to pop, lternative, adult contemporary, whatever, and over-market yourself. When it’s all said and done, call yourself Shania Twain.

Jason Vickers - 01/08/99 19:43:39
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/athens/troy/1767
My Email:karate_jason@hotmail.com
Least Favorite Band: Puff Daddy
Favorite Band: Metallica
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks
Favorite Sex position: The one where I'm not three hours away from my girlfriend, like I am now.

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Hey, I was just looking around for Bill Hicks stuff and I came upon the webring. I laughed when I only saw four members, but I was/am really impressed with your website. At first I thought you were just another Hicks wannabe, but after reading your stuf (I especially liked the comments on music today) I changed my mind. Don't ever give in, even though it looks like to have any semblence of success nowadays you've gotta sell out. Keep doing your stuff and people like me will keep supporting you.

Kyle Cheadle - 01/03/99 07:08:34
My URL:http://members.spree.com/cheadle/home.html
My Email:kcheadle@shaw.wave.ca
Least Favorite Band: any banal pop band will do
Favorite Band: Pink Floyd, The Doors, Einsturzende Neubauten, Jimi Hendrix
Favorite Comic: Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller (but yesterday I saw him in this commercial for goddamn AT&T or something... what the hell is up with that?)
Favorite Sex position: can't think of a witty response, which is probably what you're asking for here

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Hey... I've never seen your act or anything, but from what I read here it looks promising as hell... with influences like yours (Hicks, Kinison, etc.), you've got to be good at what you do. Anyway, I hope you keep on kicking as much ass as I assume that ou're kicking now... maybe I'll catch your HBO special one day. Or maybe you'll do the unthinkable and sell out and I'll end up checking out your long distance telephone commercial...

Sam the man - 12/02/98 00:55:52
Least Favorite Band: NSYNC
Favorite Band: The Beatles
Favorite Comic: Norm Macdonald
Favorite Sex position: Uuuhhh...I like them all?

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Just thought you might like to know, since you justifiably hate hacks, that some of the jokes in your Movies section Janeine Garafalo has been doing for years. The one about the "in a world" thing is the most gratuitous. You probably did this without thin ing, so it is no fault of yours, but you might want to change it so people don't get the wrong impression. The rest of the page is hilarious. Thanks.

Carl - 11/24/98 21:59:14
Least Favorite Band: No Doubt
Favorite Band: Storyville
Favorite Comic: Drew Carey
Favorite Sex position: Any position that involves a partner

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Hey, John! Nice web page....I caught your standup last Saturday night (I'm here in Austin). It's nice to finally see someone who admits he's a comic and that is pretty funny. Most people you meet who say their funny aren't. Keep it up...Loved the religion bit.

LoPhatHam - 11/11/98 01:58:35
My Email:GandKCglen@interacs.com
Least Favorite Band: Nirvana
Favorite Band: Triumph
Favorite Comic: Robert Schimmel
Favorite Sex position: Standing up in a hammock

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Nice web page Rabon! Love it, baby...... Battling "the FEAR".... LoPhat

peatbog - 10/30/98 22:52:47
My Email:psjs@pilot.infi.net

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Nice site, John. Read your posts in Ryko forum. Me? I'm an armchair comic, and I'm in advertising and marketing. I have one client, Bill Hicks. I have to confess, I repeat his jokes, and play his material every fucking chance I get. I'm not a fan, I'm a d sciple. Best wishes on your career and your site! peatbog.

10/25/98 11:51:12

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.

NightHeat - 10/22/98 21:12:07
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~nightheat/index1.html
My Email:nightgeek@yahoo.com
Least Favorite Band: Kottonmouth Kings
Favorite Band: The Queers
Favorite Comic: Carrot Top
Favorite Sex position: I don't know the name of it, but its the one where you get tied up then your partner punches you in the ribs until you vomit all over yourself, then you get a blow.... something like that...

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Are you really a comedian? You sound like some punk kid with nothing else to do....
NOTE FROM JOHN: His favorite comic is Carrottop AND his website is devoted to crank calls...but I'M the one that sounds like a punk kid. Right.
The Reverend Tim McIntire - 10/20/98 20:42:00
My URL:http://www.cris.com/~macadoo
My Email:macadoo@cris.com
Least Favorite Band: Beatles
Favorite Band: Tool
Favorite Comic: Me
Favorite Sex position: On the side...like perverted spoons

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Nice site, Rabon! Love the Leary/Relentless pic! Outstandingly funny! How come a punk like Emery gets a link and I don't? (Love ya, Emery, you weirdass...)