We was allways told in the scouts that we had to hold our breaths, pinch our noses, and hold our heads right back, or if possible upside down, untill the bleeding stopped. If the eyes go red, while this is happening, it is wise to get two of your friends to suck out the blood, from your nostrils, with two straws. If you do not have any straws, or indeed two friends then place ants in you nose and get an anteater to suck then ( and the blood at the same time ) out. Simple.
CANCER
In the scouts, whenever one of us went down with a bit of cancer, we had to give them a bit of a rest.
We all know the old wives tale bout 'A Good Test Fer Cancer.' In this test, you place your hand over your face. If your hand is bigger than your face, from thumb-end to little finger tip, you have it!! If you do this someone will smash your hand into your face. HA HA HA!!! You are gullible. Why not try this out on your friends/elderly relatives/dog. It is allways useful to have two straws on handy, if the 'test' is a bit brutal, ( or an anteater ).
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