Welcome friends! One and all. And enjoy the unique pasty karma!

I have bin away for so very long, but fear not! for i am now back! sort of, cus i have left the wooded wonderland of Brockenhurst collage and the not so hot but home in my heart area of Lymington. Yes, i now am residing in our wondaful wonderland that is the capital of Europe and the universe ; LONDON!!! ( well Tottenham at least...)

The number below is very important. Do not forget it. You are just a number.

And what a Great number it is too!

Here is a link to my wonderfull tripod page, click here for free chocalate!

I have decided to completely wipe all the old crap from my page, it was all lame anyhow, and methinks the pictures were not working at all...

Instead, here is another completely lame page!! plus other stuff!!!!!!! oh joy, oh joy.

Inside this very page witness; lame links!!; biased reviews of stuff!!; spinning skulls!!!; suggested listening to music/watching TV lists!!; stuff happening in my sad old little life; a plane!; ABSOLUTELY NO COW TIPPING!!, well maybe later... oh! this is gonna be so much fun, i can tell...

But first here is a poem...

Il y a une oef

Il y a une ultra oef

Et une ultra.

You like it?

oh well.....


Jesse James was a Virgo. He became an outlaw out of desperation.

Billy the Kid was a sagitarian. He became an outlaw for the fun of it.

Belle Starr was an Aquarian. She became an outlaw because she was very ugly and it was the only way she could get laid.

from Another Roadside Attraction.

Click here to enter a prize draw to win big cool reptiles!!!

Go to Bugblatter HomePage, winner of 1993 geocities bestest ever homepage!!

Here is a link that links to a great number of links, most of them, well all of them actually, are pages what I have done, they are all great so click here!

if anyone want's to e-mail me about anything, I will gladly read it then replie, go on, what have you to loose?

Or sign my great guestbook, and read other comments, ie; your page is great; we love you loads;etc....

bye


This page is hosted by a load of fish creatures from Mars! Who all work at Why not get your own free home page, like what I did! It wont be as good as mine is though, mine's the best! So there!!

Honk! Honk!

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