I get a lot of those emails where you have to scroll down into eternity just to get to the actual email. Here are some of those that were really cool! Enjoy!

   A simple friend has never seen you cry.
    A real friend has shoulders soggy from
     your tears.
       
       A simple friend doesn't know your
       parent's first names.
       A real friend has their phone numbers in
       her address book.
       
      A simple friend brings a bottle of wine
       to your party.
       A real friend comes early to help you
       cook and clean.
        
      A simple friend hates it when you call
      after they have gone to bed.
      A real friend asks you why you took so
      long to call.
         
      A simple friend seeks to talk with you
      about their problems.
      A real friend seeks to help you with
      your problems.
       
      A simple friend wonders about your
     romantic history.
     A real friend could blackmail you with it.
      
     A simple friend, when visiting, acts
     like a guest.
     A real friend opens your refrigerator
     and helps themselves.
        
     A simple friend thinks the friendship is
     over when you have an argument.
     A real friend knows that it's not a
     friendship until after you've had a fight.
     
      A simple friend expects you to always be
     there for them.
     A real friend expects to always be there
     for you!
        
     A simple friend will read and throw this
     letter away.
     A real friend will keep sending it until
     they are sure it's been received.

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