The VAIN person - One who loves the smell of his own fart.

The AMIABLE person - One who loves the smell of other people's fart.

The PROUD person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

The SHY person - One who starts a fart, stops, then finishes it.

The IMPUDENT person - One who boldly farts out loud, then laughs.

The SCIENTIFIC person - One who farts regularly, but is truly concerned about the pollution.

The UNFORTUNATE person - One who tries awfully hard to fart, but craps his pants instead.

The NERVOUS person - One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The HONEST person - One who admits his fart but offers a good medical reason.

The DISHONEST person - One who farts then blames the dog.

The FOOLISH person - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The THRIFTY person - One who always has several good farts in reserve.

The ANTI-SOCIAL person - One who excuses himself and farts in completely privacy.

The STRATEGIC person - One who conceals his farts with loud laughing.

The SADISTIC person - One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers.

The INTELLECTUAL person - One who can determine, from the smell of his neighbours farts, precisely the latest food item consumed.

The ATHLETIC person - One who farts at the slightest exhaustion.

The MISERABLE person - One who would surely love to fart but can't

The SENSITIVE person - One who farts and then starts crying.

The AQUATIC person - One who farts in the bath for a spa effects.

The MUSICAL person - One who farts and determines its pitch.