Humourous and Cynical Quotes
Poverty is a most effective means of population control.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true.
When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
I disapprove of what you say,
Never underestimate the stupidity of the human race.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
There are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics.
Never tell people how to do things.
Oneliners and Bumper Stickers
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes living in misery easier.
Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bad check.
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Women who seek equality with men, lack ambition.
......Malthus
I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab.
One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
......David Letterman
......James Dale Davidson
Now I'm beginning to believe it.
......Will Rogers
The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
......Mark Twain
but will defend to the death your right to say it.
......Voltaire
......Robert A. Heinlein
......Bill Maher
......Mark Twain
Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
......Author Unknown
