An Apple a Day

Q: What do you get when you bite an apple with a worm in it?

A: Half a worm!

Rabbit Hare Growth

Q: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: A receding hare line.

Office Hours

Laurie was late for work. She rushed out of the house and zipped to the office building where she worked. Having arrived, she dashed into the elevator, hoping that her supervisor would be even later than she.

Unfortunately for her, her supervisor, Jack, was not late. In fact, he has never been late. Jack had in fact been wise to Laurie. He knew that she was always late.

So there Jack was, waiting by the elevator for Laurie to show up. As the elevator door opened, Laurie saw Jack standing there in front of her, thumping his feet.

Jack snarled: "Laurie, do you know what time we all start work around here!" Laurie then exclaimed: "How should I know Jack? Every day by the time I get here, everybody is already sitting at their desks and working!"

Eeeyucchh!

Q: What do you call a leper taking a bath?

A: Stew.