Well this is sure tricky of me. I hope no one catches on to the cheap little thing I have done here.

Welcome to Rooms By The Sea, the home page that cares about you!

Here we take a jovial, yet thoughtful, approach to alcoholism, dysfunctional families, skin cancer, and eating disorders. After all, it's not like any of this stuff can actually kill us.

I am a naturally pale person, so pale random strangers would urge me to sit down and rest. Getting a tan seemed like one solution, but after getting a second-degree sunburn one day when I was drunk, I lost interest in exposing myself to that great nuclear furnace in the sky.

Then I discovered self-tanners. You can find documentation of my experiments in Just A Little Bit Orange.

So far, there is no information here about eating disorders, because I'm on a diet right now (and have been since 1976. But I don't have an eating disorder. I'm telling you up front before you get the wrong idea).

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