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Bumper Stickers
Send me more! :o) I luv'em!
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of
it's students.
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those
who can't.
* Keep honking. . . I'm reloading
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