Things Kids Can Teach
Things children taught their parents. You too can learn from the
experiences of others!
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
2. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20- by-20-foot room.
3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
4. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
5. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year- old man says they can only do it in the movies.
6. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
7. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square-foot house four inches deep.
8. Legos WILL pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
9. Super glue is forever.
10. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
11. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
12. Pool filters were not designed for Jell-O.
13. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
15. The fire department has at least a three-minute response time.
16. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
17. It will, however, make cats dizzy.