10.  If your backside is getting fat, no one can ever see it.

9.  You can always get a seat on the subway.

8.  Your shoes last a really long time.

7.  Guaranteed to always win at musical chairs.

6.  If you drop something on the floor, it's easy to pick it up because you're already
half way down.

5.  You're at just the right level for talking to litte kids, who are the only ones worth bothering with anyway.

4.  Easy to manipulate people, because they feel guilty if  they don't give you exactly what you want.

3.  Everybody thinks you're incredibly noble and courageous just by being alive.

2.  Lots of fun watching other people work, and nobody blames you for being a freeloader.

AND THE NUMBER ONE ADVANTAGE
      TO BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR:

1.  You can drink 'til you're totally shit-faced and it doesn't make any difference.