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Bathrooms: Best & Worst

Mail me with the best and the worst bathrooms that you've found.

Walmart:

Need I say more? -Michael

Super Americas:

They clean the bathrooms once every hour or so...friend was a manager.-Michael

"Now for something completely different..."

"Worst toilets would have to be the ones where you've just pulled out the last sheet of loo paper, there is no hook on the back of the door to hold your handbag which holds your Immodium, painkillers, and undie change. The ones which are so clean they have no graffitti to keep you occupied while you sit there for ages.....the ones which don't flush, the loos where the person next to you can see you moving about and know you're in trouble...(they can see your feet!) I really hate that!! The ones where there is only cold water (if any!) to wash your hands....and the cold water tap is stuck....I hate that too! I really hate the fact that toilets have to be little sqaure rooms too small to turn, and too close so the next person can HEAR your problems...Worst of all is the fact that they don't make public toilets with a VIEW!!! BORING!!"-Diane

From Ronye:

1. The kinda a toilet paper that is little sqaures in the public bathrooms at the beach. Never can get enough out or you pull and it all comes out - Funny enough it is called No Waste TP
2. When you just went the bathroom at home and you go to pull the T.P. and you realize there is not nearly enough to wipe your bum with what you just did.You call out to someone to get you more and they are all outside so you get up without pulling your pants all the way up and hope nobody comes back in and sees you.
3. When you are the only female and you work with hundreds of men and your bathroom who you have to share with your male co-workers is right in the front office by the counter and you are having one of those days where everytime you sit on the throne you make noise, and yes everyone can hear thru the door."

Frank's Best and Worst

Best bathrooms while on the road , until about 2:00p.m. are the johns off of the bar at a Holiday Inn. They are usually the first thing cleaned in the morning and the enjoy little if any usage until mid afternoon.

The worst. Any big city or small for that matter stadium for sports events or concerts. Men feel compelled to throw everything thats not bolted down into the john while peeing. Since the t.p. goes in first anything becomes fair sport. I've even seen a tennis shoe in a toilet at Tiger Stadium in Detroit. At concerts same thing , only now there's Coors cans and glow sticks piled knee high. There 's no room to sit even if you had something to wipe with. If you really can't stay away from the event, my advice is to call ahead and explain your problem to security. They have never refused and always tell me to come to the security office to use the private johns if I need .

Linda says:

Almost all public ladies rooms are disasters......TP all over the floor........and the toilets look like someone used a sprinkling can to relieve their bladder. I can never understand how some women do that. I don't think I could hold a position that would produce those results for very long. However, having an ileostomy has it's benefits.......especially at a public park where there are outhouses.

Phylis says:

Best Bathrooms-Libraries, Temples and Churches
Worst Bathrooms-The ones you find too late

David Gilbert says:

The best I have ever seen was at Blockbuster video These people roll clean and privacy into one package And the worst well Interstate Reststop Bathrooms They stink really bad

Margie Neuman says:

Recently I spent a day in and out of Washington D.C.'s ritziest places. The fancy, well-funded museums, the Kennedy Center, et cetera. But the bathroom of the Sackler Galler took the cake. I could have eaten off the floor. There was soap, towells from by attendants who changed them every time a person walked out of the door, REAL wood panels on the doors, gigantic plush spaces....I could have SLEPT there, and I'm a neat freak.

Millie Higgins says:

Places like Flea Markets: You go into these porta potties or whatever and you really gotta "GO" and they are covered in someone else's waste. You try to hold your purse and not sit on it and wipe your tator. The one good thing though is that they already smell and no one will know it was you.

Janet Willener says :

The absolute WORST Bathroom in the World is at a gas station/mini-mart at the junction of Oregon State Roads 26 and 53.(Out in the middle of nowhere, in the mountains)Not for nothing was this bathroom featured in the movie Kindergaten Cop,featuring Arnold Schwartzenagger. The female star flees to this ladies room to escape her deranged ex-husband.This plaster board santuary truely emphasises the notion that "when things are really tough they often become worse.

Tom Miller:

Being an over-the-road truck driver, I have seen the best of the best and the worst of the worst. One of the best I have run too have been at the Flying J Travel Plazas, they have individual stalls with wooden doors on them , completely private. Worst I have had to use are the rest areas in the state of Michigan. They have very small stalls with doors and walls that only go up about 4 feet! Terrible!
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