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Welcome aboard, ladies and gents! Time to kick back and have a wee bit of fun. Forget your worries and let out a great big sigh of relief.
Or better yet....

SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS UNTIL WHATEVER'S TROUBLING YOU GOES AWAY!


now stare deeply into this image and see how long it takes for your
eyes to go buggy...


...WASN'T THAT FUN???

Still annoyed at your boss?

click here

Still angry with your brat of a kid brother?
Still writhing in pain because of a massive headache?

Try relaxing with this little ear-pleaser....


Ah.wav






(sigh) and now for some more fun...

moo....?





okay, so maybe that didn't help you relax...BUT have you ever been hypnotized? Ever taken hallucenogenic drugs? (not that i'm condoning such behavior). This may give you a flashback...
(it's a .com program that runs in DOS but can be activated from Win95):


ogod.zip








STILL STRESSED OUT!?!?! try one (or both) of the following:

1. bite down hard on a pillow (depending how stressed you are, you might want to go easy on your dentalwork)
2. ring out a large wet rag.

Simple but somewhat effective.




Another thing you might want to try is using a "stress ball".
This is the latest trend in useful toys.
You can even get a Japanese animation character
to help you through your stress.

So cute you'll want to squeeze its guts out






If none of this has helped you in the slightest at reducing tension, try out a link or two...




Test your stress levels




Visit "TAPIR" (curious?...just follow the link!)




Celestial massage therapy




Color therapy




Kundalini Meditation




Women & wellbeing (has health/personality tests!)




Stress relief via electromagnetic brain stimulation





here's something fun to try out:






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Note:
Thanx to Marcnip for the trippy "ogod.zip" file! I'd refer you to his site, but he has decided he no longer *needs* the Internet, so no more homepage :(


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