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Trip to the Moon!

By Ashley

One day, Mrs. Tringle called Joey, Pacey, and Dawson to the library. She told them some very exciting news!

"I've just gotton a letter from the president of the nation, and he says he has heard wonderful things about you from his neice Jen,

Dawson: Do you think she could get him to let me stay in the Lincoln Bedroom? I think Spielburg stayed there.

and wants to invite you to a weeks stay on the moon!

Pacey: The moon? Oh yeah, this story is realistic.

Now, hear are you're permissssion forms. Pleaze mail them to me by Friday.

Dawson: Mail them? Why don’t they just give them to her?

This will be so fun, and its high skool, ANDD coollege credit!" mr.tringle walked off,

Joey: Mr. Tringle?

leaving a shunned pacey, joey, and dawson behind.

Dawson: I think she means stunned.

"Wow! Doug will be so jealous! I get to meet the presidant! Ha ha!"Pacey said happily.

"I can't wait to take a plane to visit my dad in jail and tell him!

Jen: I don’t think Usair has a flight to the prision.

He'll be so happy! Maybe I can meet Monica Lewinsky when I'm there.

Pacey: Just look for the girl in the blue dress.

Dad says they've been going at it four years!" Joey said, beaming with pride.

"Meeting the president will get me contacts with all sorts of people! Maybe even james cameron! He's my idol! W should thank Jen!"

Jen: Finally, I come into the picture.

"Uh..Dawson? We killed her last week, remember? She whined too much." Joey said.

Pacey: Oh my god, they killed Jenny!

"Oh yeah! That was so fun! I never thought human liver tasted so good! We should do that agin sometime!"Dawson said.

"Yeah, lets kill Mrs. Tringle. Killing Mrs. Tingle should be fun."Pacey said.

"You think anyone will notice our Disturbing Behavior?"Joey said.

"No, our Cruel Inventions are way too plannnned aned hidden!"said Dawson.

"Yeah, and we are the perfect Apt Pupil!"Pacey said honestly.

"You can say that again! No one is gonna catch me with Varsity Blues!"said Dawson.

Then they all went home to pack.

RING RING

Dawson: What is ringing?

Hello?said dawson

Hi said Joey."do you have an extra suitcase? I don't have much room in my sock drawer for a months worth of clothes!

Jen: She’s packing in her sock drawer?

Sure joey, I'll get bob to drive me over to give it to you."said dawson

Pacey: Oh. that Bob

Gee, thnaks! "said joey.

AT PACEYS HOUSE

"Pacey, you are my favorite son. You are so special. Your grades are perfect.

Dawson: Perfectly horrible…

And now you are meeting the president. You are so cool."

Pacey: Yes I am.

"I know. I'm purfect. Wheres my 10 sisters?"

"Oh, I threw them away. Magazines, tampons, clothes, make up, and jewlry were too costly. I'm glad I got rid of your mother long ago."

"me too. Wheres Doug?"

"Oh, he's in a mental soceity. No man with the last name Witter is allowed to be gay!"Pacey: That’s good to hear…

pacey hunged his father.

Dawson: Hunged? Like with a noose?

On the Moon.

Mr President: Hi, Welcome to Mars! This is my faveorite moon in the world!

Joey: Mars isn’t a moon, it’s a planet.

Oh, have you met my lover Monica?

Pacey: No, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.

To find out what happens nxt, wait for part 2! Comin soon!

Will pacey and monica get hot and heavy?

Pacey: I hope so!

And does monica have a secret she isnt sharing?

Dawson: I don’t think there is one we don’t already know.

And why is tamara on the moon?

Jen: She was on the moon?

And where is james cameron?

Pacey: Making another 200 million dollar movie, probably.

What will joey buy next? Find out soon!