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Dawson: I really hate this.

Joey: I know Dawson. I do too.

Pacey picked up the next story of the pile.

Pacey: Oh good. This one looks short.

Dawson: Thank god.

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The Steps of Manhood

As Dawson lay in bed sstaring Joey he began to touch her hair and
carress her face

Dawson: Whats with all the spelling mistakes? Dont they have spell check?

and he began to kiss her all over then his Dad came in
and saw Dawson making out with his pillow and said nevermind as he
quickly ranout,as Dawson realized the pillow wasn't Joey he stopped and
looked embarrased.

Pacey: A natural mistake. I mistake girls for home accesories all the time. I'm a total flirt in the houswares department of Sears.

Dawson: You're a total flirt everywhere.

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As Pacey got up from bed he rolled into the two nude bodies of Joey and
Jen and with a smile on his face remebered the events of last night.

Dawson: I bet they're lamps or something right?
Then Joey and Jen woke up and looked at Pacey staring into space and
they both asked what he was doig he said thinking about lastnight,boy
did I enjoy it he said.

Pacey:Well, if that wasn't a run-on sentence I don't know what is! Sorry to nitpick but I have a thing about good english.

Dawson: No Pacey, you have a thing about english teachers. But we'll save that for another time.

Pacey: Why won't stop making jokes about it?

Dawson: It's too easy! You set yourself up for it man! You make fun of me all the time. It's only fair that I get a few in here and there.

Pacey: Ok, I guess I see your point.

Well maybe we would have too if you hadn't fell
alseep after the first 5 minutes.

Jen: Oww, that's gotta hurt.

I was tired Pacey quickly snapped.
Yeah whatever Jen and Joey replied. As Dawson was walking to school he
saw Abby and gave her a kiss on the lips,then he kissed Andie followed
by Jen and Joey.

Joey: Well, someones feeling friendly today.

Then he said bye to them as he ran off to class. As he
was walking past the Janitor's closet he heard oh yeah give it to me
baby and peaked inside to see his Dad sleping with Ms. Ryan.

Dawson: Oh, God!

Pacey: There's a visual for ya!

Dawson: Pacey, Don't say that!

Jen: Oh shit!

Joey: What!

Jen: I just got the visual!

All: Ewww!

to be continued

Pacey: Please no!

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Joey: Well, what did you guys think?

Dawson: Oh, God!

Joey: Is that a good Oh god! or a bad Oh God! ?

Dawson: Oh, God!

Jen: Same here.

Pacey: I liked it until it got to the part about me. I wasn't to fond of the part about Mr. Leary either.

Dawson: Oh, God!

Joey: Can't you say any thing else?

Dawson: How would you like to have the mental picture of your father having sex with the elderly widow next door?

Jen: Tell, me about it.