All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Cat

Curiosty never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them!
Climb your way to the top!  That's why the drapes are there!
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps.
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Make your mark on the world, or at least spray in each corner!
Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care."
When you go out in the world, remember:  That being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege!

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