The Blondes Get Revenge.

The Blondes Get Revenge...

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
It matches their mustache

How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse

Why did God create brunettes ?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
The invitation

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
A hostage

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed